''So White what's your favorite cartoon?''

[Trying..]

''Trying?''

[I'm trying....to...]

''To what?''

[I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP NOW GO AWAY!!!]

''AAAH!!''

[GET OUT!!!]

''TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON!!!''

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[-sigh- Tell me yours first]

''TELL M........oh it's G*avity f*lls''

[Wooooooow that's suuuuuuch a good cartoon....]

''I know ri......are you being sarcastic?''

[Oh god it's learning!]

''Stop that!''

[The monstrosity has learnt how to speak!]

''Just tell me and I'll leave you alone''

[Nope, this is actually getting kind of fun!]

''Really? is talking to me fun?! :D''

[No...but insulting you is :|]

''Okay fuck you...just tell me''

[I don't want to...]

''TELL ME OR I'M GONNA RIP THOSE BANDAGES OFF YOUR FACE AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN AVOCADO HATE FUCKED ANOTHER AVOCADO!!!!!''

[Jesus fucking christ Red what's up with you today!!??]

''WHY DON'T YOU....-sigh- sorry about that......I've been having anger issues lately...so why don't you just tell me!?''

[Okay....it's.....I can't believe that I'm saying this...]

''What is it!?''

[S*even U*iverse...]

''pfft.....Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! :D''

[....Fuck you]

(The End)