''Hey White what's your favorite song?''

[I don't know...now go away]

''Oh c'mon tell us''

[But only you're here so how can I tell us when there's no other person to tell....also NO]

''Come on tell me''

[No]

The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.

''Yes''

[No]

''YES''

[NO!!! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING FACE BEFORE I RIP YOURS OFF!!!!!]

Red's face went all white from terror while White's face is all red from anger.

''Heh....you look like me''

[Fuck off]

''Not unless you tell me your favorite song....mine's C*ll me m*ybe....''

[So...you like the annoying and catchy ones?]

''Yup..........HEY!!!''

[-sigh- Fine...mine's A*erican i*iot....by G*een D*y]

''Oh...cool......it's not a really good so-''

[FUCK IT......I'M TAKING THAT FACE OF YOURS!!!!!]

''AAAAAH!!!''

Red runs out of the room in terror while White goes to sit back down and listen to his actual favorite song.....Y*u're g*nna go far k*d.

(THE END)