I redid this chapter intro 3 times -.-

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MC Badass POV 

I look around in this hell hole/ my future paradise thinking to myself, 'why are such beauties being treated like trash?' This must have something to do with that Ugly Duckling God. She probably twisted this worlds sense of beauty. I definitely need to deal with that atrocious woman. How dare she make all my future wives suffer. She shall pay. I rolled closer to get a good listen to their conversation.

"How was it? Did you successfully get there seeds?"- Random woman who looks like a village chief

"Yes village head, but one escaped and ran saying he was going to bring an army so we fled." -female bandit

"This is bad. Did they follow you?"-Random woman who is confirmed to be the village head.

"No, I don't think so. We covered our tracks and left the rest of the men still tied up."- female bandit

"We still need to move, with the world being against such ugly women like us we really have no place in society. We can only hope to birth beautiful babies to be secretly entered into their society and send us provisions. This may not be the  best way of life but it is what the Goddess of beauty Aphrodite willed it to be. I wonder which God or Goddess made us so ugly?"- village head 

"Where do we go? No one will take us in and those that do treat us like dirt." - female bandit

"I don't know. We can only hope or a miracle or a savior. But that only happens in fairy tales." - village head

As I listen to this conversation, I get enraged. So it was that Ugly damn Duck. My suspicion as well luluvbritanias' strange feeling was right. I got so mad that I built a wall and broke it. This causes all the females to glances in my direction. I could have sworn my stealth was on, why are they staring directly at me?

"is that a floating rock?" - Female 1 

"rocks can't float" -female 2 

"its obviously right there floating" -female 1 

"its not a rock. It's something else" - female 2

"It looks like a rock"- female 1 

Female 1 tries to grab me, I dodge her thinking to myself 'fuck I'm screwed.' I did not plan to reveal my existence so early. I planned to protect the from them shadows. I run away or try to run away.

"Earth Cage"

As the village head shouted this I was immediately surrounded by a cage made of earth. I quickly use my abilities and absorb the cage. I try to run away again, only to be bombarded with earth cages. This is actually fun. I'm basically getting free food. hahaha lets stick around and get more earth cages. I run  back toward the village head and let her cast earth cage to her hearts content. After an hour or two she finally stops, exhausted.

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"What are you?" -Village head

I float there contemplated on how to talk to her and think of a great idea. I gather essence and write a message in my mind. I then control the essence to float to the village heads mind. I do notice as I transfer essence to her she seemed less tired and stronger. I wonder why? 

I Am a rock 

"What kind of rock float and eats earth cages?"-village head

One that can save your village

"talk is cheap. Help us and we will serve you as our lord"-Village head

Okay 

I gather all the earth essence in the environment and build a wall surrounding the village. I then make houses for the women destroying their previous houses like dust in the wind.

Is this better?

As I sent that message, I notice how shocked they were, which confused me. All I did was spam earth wall. What I didn't know was that no one knew house could be made like this and even if they could no one could do it this fast. All the houses were square shaped with openings for doors and windows. I felt proud of myself. I created homes for my future wives. Next I will find a way to wash away the Ugly Ducklings' brain washing. It was going to be a long way before the brainwash is remove so I'm glad I get to mess with their minds and get them to serve me.

"yay a new home"

Female 2 says as she grabs me and squeezes me into her chest. 'Boobs, oh magnificent boobs how i miss you so.' I think to myself as I rub my body into her chest. I'm a rock so I fit perfectly. I've decided female 2 shall be my first wife. I look to the village head and send a message.

Take me to your new home. We have much to talk about 

"Follow me my lord." 

The village head says as she leads me to her new hut that looks the same as every other house I made. Inside is empty. What you expected me to make furniture? Silly readers, my powers don't cover that but I guess i can try. I gather essence and make chairs, tables and a make-shift bed for all the houses. I also fixed a wall that broke somewhere in the village The village head looks at me shocked. I guess I'm good at giving surprises to her today.

Short chapter today sorry. hope you enjoy