It all started the moment I left my house
Bad luck immediately hit as I trip of the steps of my house . Following that, some car rear ends me , my coffee spills in my lap. I'm stuck in traffic and about to be late for work. To top it off my girlfriend just text me, waiting to break up. Can this day get any worse?
Apparently i spoke way to soon. Something exploded ahead of me causing traffic to come to complete stop. I take the time to tell my boss that I might be extra late. I take off my pants to let it dry. i turn the radio to wait out traffic.
"You will die in ten seconds, how would you like to go?"-freaky radio vioce
Not paying any attention to this seemingly weird-ass commercial.i respond
"send some f*cking meteors, beats being stuck in traffic for hours."-mc
"Request Granted, Conjuring Meteor. Have a safe death Lord Slade." - very freaky radio voice
The first thing that came to my mind was, "how can death be safe?" the second thing to my mind was "how'd she know my name?" the fourth thing to come to my mind was " why is there a f*cking meteor coming a me?"
you're probably wondering where the third thing was. well you guessed it. It was...
"splat""boooooom"
As i drift in deaths embrace, with darkness all around, I began to wonder "how the f*ck did i die by a meteor?"
"It was I who summoned you"- weird sexy sounding woman
All of a sudden I'm brought in a room bright as hell, forcing me to close my eye as I adjust. as i open my eyes I'm stunned, in front of my is the most ugliest women I've ever seen. The boils, the mustache , the missing teeth, the fat lumpy body; I immediately threw up.
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"whats wrong my champion?" sexy voice sounding ugly duckling
"Who the f*ck is your champion? And give the phone sex operator voice back!!"
"You don't like my voice?" she says shyly.
I threw up once more. " Why am I here and who are you?" i ask.
She replies " I am Aphrodite goddess of-"
"Bullshit!!!" I interrupted.
"Excuse me?" She say.
"I'll be damned if a ugly Hunchback of Notre Dome in the face-ass woman claims to be the goddess of love and beauty!!!" - MC baddass
"Just for that puny mortal, your being reincarnated into a rock" she replies grudgingly.
"f*ck you and the rock you came from!!" I say as I'm ejected from her presence.
Ugly Duckling Goddess Pov
"little mortal i revoke you from being my champion." i say as i send him to the next world that was created. one of which multiple gods govern.
"f*ck. f*ck .F*ck.F*Ck.F*CK!!"
I just realized I didn't turn off the hero system. with no one controlling him, he basically has the chance to become a god unbound by the god system. i began pacing back and forth, trying to figure a way to fix this colossal mistake. Then i realize I turned him into rock.
"Hahahahahahahahah"
Thinking to myself, "why fear a rock when I can have some one crush it?' I began to plot.. I mean look for a new champion since the last one was a disappointment. She then forgets completely about the rock named Slade. A mistake that will cost her in the future.
well that's the end of the first chapter, have a nice day.