You Have Been Reincarnated.
I wake up and become aware of my surroundings. There’s not much to see. I’m in a forest, next to me is a nice looking river. I say nice because there is a naked woman bathing. How can I see her, you might be asking? Well I can’t. I sense her. Splashing water down her neck into those voluptuous hills and down to that valley of happiness. I’m so jealous of water, can I be water too?
Without realizing, I tried to move forward. Huh? Why can’t I move? I look down at my body or in this case my rock hard body. No literally I was a f*cking rock. Why must the world be so cruel? Oh wait I just cursed the ugly duckling god. She did say I was going to become a rock. What the f*ck am I supposed to do as a rock?
Hero System Initiating…..
Ooooh what do we have here? Hero system? I wonder how long it’s going to take to launch?
%0.1 Progress, Complete Initiation In 100 years and 50 days 25 minutes and 13 seconds
What in the f*ck is with this insane time?
You Are A Rock, Calm Down. You are not going anywhere.
“Hey f*ck you, hero system! you don’t have to be a dick.”
As I assess my situation I notice the woman left. I’m Sad now. No more perky hills to look at. I wonder to myself how do I live like a rock? Do I eat? Do I breathe? I don’t know, let’s try something. I take a deep breath. To my amazement, I inhale the essence of earth. This stuff tastes great. They should make a cereal or something. “Earth flakes, the essence of earth packed in a nutritious meal.” As I laugh to myself in amusement, I notice I began to feel very tired. “Eh, A nap won’t hurt.”
Oh boy was I wrong. I woke up seemingly a few minutes later to loud noises. I look around and notice destruction. No forest, no bathing women, this is a nightmare. Worst of all there’s two motherf*ckers flying around, fighting each other like we’re in some type of action novel…… {checks novel description} Oh sh*t it has an action tag. Where’s my earthcorn? As I make earthcorn out of the earth essence the battle continues.
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Third Person POV
“Give it up James, just hand over the treasure.”- the guy who’s winning
“You know I can’t do that Dilan. This treasure was found by me and me alone. You merely followed me while I went through all the dangerous sh*t to get it.” The guy who’s losing
“Too bad you can only blame yourself for being too weak. Now Die!” says Dilan as he madly dashes for the kill. ‘I must have that treasure. It can increase my mental energy twice fold.’
Fist fly, while lots of blood is spilt. The treasure that James went through so much effort to get what called the orb of knowledge. Inside was the essence of a god. This essence makes cultivation so much easier.
The battle rages. James revealed a weakness that Dilan picked up on so he struck James, sending him hurtling towards earth. In his last breaths he took out the orb of knowledge. ‘If I can’t have it no one can’ he thought as he picked up an outwardly looking ordinary rock and smashed the orb in to pieces.
“Dilan your clan will pay for this” James says as he draws his last breath
“Damnit James, why the fuck did you destroy it.” Dilan says as he burns the body. He kicks the rock away from the pieces of the orb. The rock flies straight in the air. He then picks up the remaining pieces of the orb and flies away.
MC Badass POV
What a wonderful show. A bit climatic if you ask me. Like why use ANOTHER ROCK WHEN YOU COULD HAVE USED ME? What a waste of a treasure. Well anyway I wonder how long I was sleep?
%85 Progress, Complete Initiation in 15 years , 75 days , 30 minutes and 54 seconds.
“how the f*ck long was I sleep!?!?"
Well that's the second chapter. Enjoy