Bob looked at the list of cheat skills:

* [Muscle enhancement EX] - Thou shalt have the strongest muscles in da world but thou shalt be mentally disabled.

* [Mana overload EX] - Thou shalt have ten times more MP then a normal persan but thou shalt be extremely overweight.

* [Golden Life EX] - Thou shalt be rich but thou shalt suffer from erectyle disfunction and also long term peenis painful shalt be suffered by thou.

* [Bloody sexy EX] - Thou shalt be handsomely looking and the women slaying bastard art thou but thou shalt have severely hemorrhoids.

* [The good die young EX] - Thou shalt be born as a prince but thou will denvelope testit cancer which thou can't cure it no more no matter what thou do to cure it.

You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version.

* ...

And the list went on.

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In the end, Bob finished reading over a million cheatskill in just five hours.

He closed his eyes, took a deep breath in.

"Fuck," he said, and picked the most powerful cheatskill:

[Homosa pien EX] - Thou shalt be a generic persan and the healthy persan shalt be thou.