So, Bob learned that the Goddess could not only look into the past, but also had the power to control people. But... to what extent? Could the Goddess control Bob? That, he didn’t know.

Yet...

“O-oh, I understand” Bob replied. He had many questions about this, but didn’t know if he should ask or not.

I have the cheatskill: [Homosa pien EX]. I’m perfectly healthy. There’s no way my eyes can have any problem. And even if my eyes have problems then why I can still see everything alright but only people and the Goddess’ messages? That means ... I must read it right, BUDGETING PROBLEMS... or the skill is actually bullshit. But then... what does “budgeting problem” mean? Why do you have to hide it from me so badly? There’s definitely something fishy about this world, something you don’t want me to know…

But the thing was, Bob couldn’t do anything about this situation at all. He was just a mere baby who couldn’t even lift his head up, let alone opposing or questioning the Goddess. Bob was smart, so he knew that all he could do for now was just being obedient and trying his best to avoid as many nasty punishments as possible..

Huh?

That message confused Bob. Up until now, he only had deep hatred for the Goddess. She was the one who put him into this situation: forcing him to sign a bullshit contract, sending him to a bullshit world, making him suffer from bullshit problems and giving him bullshit punishments. She was even much worse than Satan. But now, she suddenly wanted to help him fix things?

Geez… I must be misreading again...

“So... you said you can fix my eyes?” Bob asked again to confirm.

“W...wow!” Bob answered cheerfully. “Tha-thank you very much! I can’t wait!”

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Honestly! What’s going on? I don’t understand... Why are you being so nice? Or actually… what if... I was the one who had the wrong idea? Just because I was so frustrated about my own situation? And all of this … is just a misunderstanding?

Even a God can make mistakes… right?

And it’s true that my attitude was bad though...

Ahhh, forget it!

The most important thing right now is to fix my problems.

And with the “Eye problems” out of the way, Bob decided to ask for another thing.

“Goddess... I...”

This problem, Bob hesitated to ask. To his thinking, even if the Goddess were the one with such power, she might not have a solution for this...

But it doesn’t hurt just to ask a question, right?

So...

“My Goddess, can you do anything about this state of mine? I mean... I was an adult, so to be reincarnated as a baby... it was quite an inconvenience...”

“It’s hard to describe, my Goddess… It’s like… an elephant being imprisoned inside a tiny refrigerator. You know you can’t just do that, right? I’m always itching but I can’t scratch. I want to communicate but I can’t speak properly. I can’t even move my body …”

“Woah you do? So…”

“I see...” Sad Bob.

But then, the message quickly changed.

Eh?

Just when everything seemed lost, Bob saw a ray of hope.

“Wha...what is it?”

“A time skip?”

“Woah! That’s great! Please do it!”

And Bob closed his eyes. He was so excited and his heart beat like a war drum. The days of suffering had finally ended!

But…

Wait a minute…

Separate… consciousness?

Is it ….

Safe?

Oh no! Bob suddenly remembered something!

“My Goddess! Will there be any side eff--

…

Too late. Bob's mind went blank before he could ask the important question.