'Where am I?...Who am I?.....What am I?...' (My thoughts)
I was thinking the only questions I could in this dark void until I heard a voice.
''Hello there young one.....I sense a great amount of strength in your soul.....but an equal great amount of evil as well.......I will take this risk to reincarnate you......do you accept young one?'' (???)
'That depends......who are you?' (My thoughts)
''I am the god of dwarves and I want a drink so can we get this over with...'' (Dwarf god)
'Do I get anything out of it?' (My thoughts)
''-sigh- Alright you get one ability now choose quickly'' (Dwarf god)
I thought about it for a short while until I thought.
'I want to be able to tame anything with a 100% chance of success' (My thoughts)
''Fine...now I'm gonna go get a drink'' (Dwarf god)
The Dwarf god left and I started vanishing until I said.
''Time to fuck this entire world up....again'' (Me)
--Five years later--
''Mommy can I please have a pet?'' (Me)
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My mother turned around and said.
''Sure son....what do you want?'' (Mother)
I said.
''A Great fire bear'' (Me)
She had no look of shock on her face and said.
''Okay sweetheart but you have to feed it....with my connections it'll take around two days to get it so just wait for that amount of time and you'll get it'' (Mother)
I simply replied with.
''Okay!!'' (Me)
----Two days later----
"Your majesty the great fire bear is here'' (Guard)
Also did I mention that my parents are the king and queen of the dwarves?....oh yeah I didn't.
''Great now bring it to my son.'' (Father)
The guard looked shocked and said.
''But m'lord what if the bear attacks your son.....I know that he's good with animals but this is a magic beast.....do you want your heir to die...?'' (Guard)
Father didn't give a second look and said.
''Just bring it in here.'' (Father)
My father let off a terrifying aura and the guard could only pity me and say.
''Yes m'lord'' (Guard)
When he said that a giant red bear with fire around its arms comes in a cage while it's being dragged by the four strongest of our kingdom....now three strongest.
''Let the bear out.'' (Me)
When I said that one of the three said.
''What....you little brat...do you want to die!? who are you anyway??!'' (Dumbass 1)
When he said that his equally dumb friend said.
''Yeah, at best you're a servant boy...so scram'' (Dumbass 2)
Then he kicked me and the third dumbass said to my father.
''My king we have brought the bear for the prince....now for the payment?'' (Dumbass 3)
My father had a look of fury in his eyes like he never had before.
''You get nothing.'' (Father)
The third dumbass said.
''What!? why is that my king??!'' (Dumbass 3)
Father simply cut off dumbass number two's head and said.
''He kicked my son and you mocked him....so you must die for 1. assaulting royalty and 2. insulting royalty to their face.'' (Father)
The third dumbass said.
''When did we ever assault royalty?!...'' (Dumbass 3)
When he said that Dumbass 1 got his head cut off too.
''Remember the servant boy?'' (Me)
I said as I grabbed the third dumbasses knife and cut out his eye.
''Wha- AAAARGH!!! YOU LITTLE FUCK!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!'' (Dumbass 3)
My father kicked him to the ground and said.
''3. Threatening royalty...'' (Father)
Then he shoved his greatsword into the dumbasses chest and left him there to die.....but while the fight was going on the beat got out of the cage so I simply said.
''[Tame].......now mister bearsy do you want to play?!'' (Me)
When I tamed the bear it went from rabid and ferocious to a puppy that wants hugs.
----Fifteen years later----
''I've finally taken it over...''
I said as I was standing over the corpse of every king and queen in the world then a bear man said.
''This world is ours now...my lord...'' (???)
I said to him.
''Good job with the towns....Mister bearsy..'' (Me)
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THE END.