RE: goblin creator
my name was….what was my name? meh who cares well I know how I died…murder….by a close friend named…..fuck what was their name….can’t remember if I was a guy or a girl…dammit…..well saying it bluntly, I Died, Done…then I met a god…of goblins
Goblin God: Hello young one I am the god of goblins.
Me: I can tell…
Goblin God: What HOW!?
Me: You’re a giant goblin….
Goblin God: Oh Right…..so you’re now my champion…lucky you, and you can have one ability like. Teleportation or super speed or even super attractiveness…
Me: Power to create anything Including Life and worlds….So basically be a god…
Goblin God: one sec……okay…..alright…….I’ll give you a small tip on my high reproduction…..okay……sure….Deal. Okay sorry about that I just had to check with the other gods most replied with ‘’Damn my champion went with super strength’’ or ‘’FUCK THAT’S O.P!!!’’ somehow 51% of the gods said you can have it….after a bit of bribing….well bye
Me: seeya.
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Day 1:
Cant move or see.
Day 2:
Can move my hands and see everything in a blurry way.
Day 3:
I’m now the size of a child and I’m pretty ugly….well I am a goblin so I should’ve expected that...oh right my abilities let’s see….Create wolf…..a wolf came out of nowhere panting at me he is mostly dark grey with black spots here and there I named him Void….hmm let’s experiment. Create Goblin Wolf Hybrid…..a very furry goblin came out of nowhere and it’s a female she looks like a furry little girl with the same fur colour as Void so I named her Abyss….when the other goblins saw them they naturally tried to attack them but I stopped them by thinking. Create White Ogre…A white healer looking ogre came out of nowhere and blocked most of the attacks until an old looking hobgoblin came out of a room he asked..
Old Hobgobln: What’s going on here??
Me: just testing my new abilities.
Old Hobgoblin:….Don’t Jest young one…now why is there an ogre here?
White Ogr:e Master….created….me.
The white ogre spoke in a soft slow voice so the old hobgoblin understood.
Me: anyways who are you??
I asked quickly
Old Hobgoblin: I AM YOUR KING!!!
Well didn’t see that coming…wait…..Create Werewolf White Ogre Vampire Hybrid…..a white furred ogre with fangs and claws came out of nowhere…..holy shit this looks badass as hell…I named him Cold heart…after I named him he said
Cold Heart: my lord thank you for creating me I will do my best to protect you…
He said those words in a deep quiet voice which sounded quite creepy but soothing at the same time….then I named the white ogre Light…he said
Light: Master….Thank….you….for….naming…..me….[Bows].
He spoke in the same soft and slow voice as before then I spoke to Abyss who quickly said.
Abyss: OOH MASTER MASTER HI MASTER OOH MASTER LOOKED AT ME!!! YAY!!!
….well…she’s loud and energetic…after she spoke I rubbed her head and she smiled like a puppy would….must not give in to the cuteness…..must resist…….resistance failed.
Me: SO CUTE!!!.
Light: So….Cute.
Cold Heart: so cute.
We all said the same words at the same time and after we all laughed a bit the Hobgoblin king just says
Hobgoblin King: Okay okay let me think about what just happened….you create your own race out of nothing and It can speak and think….oh great goblin god thank you for hearing our prayers!
Me: I can’t just create life I can also create objects like this. Create Hatchet.
After I said that a hatchet appeared in my right hand.
Hobgoblin King: oh great goblin god thank you…THANK YOU!!.
As he said that I started feeling a bit happy….i don’t know why but I am really going to like it here.