'Where am I?...okay remember...uh...my name was....something but I don't seem to remember.....wait....what gender was I.....what species was I..........do I even exist?' (Thoughts)
''Well....you don't exist anymore but I can grant you life once again if you become my champion, young soul'' (???)
I heard a disembodied voice from what seemed like everywhere all I could ask was.
''Who are you?'' (Me)
I saw a blinding flash come out of nowhere and what came out was....a giant blob.
''Hey I'm not a blob I'm the proud goddess of slimes...so will you accept the deal?'' (Slime goddess)
I thought for a moment and wanted a bit more out of the deal so I said.
''Can you grant me an ability or something?'' (Me)
The Slime goddess looked a bit annoyed and said.
''Dammit...I thought I could get out of bestowing you a power......fine what is it?'' (Slime godess)
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I once again thought for a moment and I said.
''I want to be an over powered hero and save the world.'' (Me)
The goddess looked at me and just said.
''-sigh- Another one....fuck it fine have some light magic and an all 'powerful' and 'legendary' sword to fight stuff....'' (Slime Goddess)
I grinned with all my might and said.
''YES!!!.....-cough- sorry about that.....thank you oh beautiful goddess...'' (Me)
She simply said.
''Oh yeah you're also going to be a slime...bye'' (Slime goddess)
I began vanishing and my last word to the Slime goddess was.
''What......WAIT WHAT!!!???'' (Me)
And then I vanished from the realm of the gods and found myself...alone....in a cave....I began looking around and then I saw...
''A heroes sword'' (Me)
It was obviously a heroes sword because it looked like it was made of silver which it was obviously not...probably mithril and it had a golden glow around it.
(It's actually a silver sword and the golden glow is a chuns imagination)
I walked to the glowing sword and tried to grab it....until I remembered that I have no hands...or arms.....or legs.......I'm just a slime........wait....can't slimes absorb things in fantasy novels........what if I...
-Five hours later-
''DAMMIT I CAN'T DO IT, I CAN'T ABSORB THE LEGENDARY SWORD INTO MY BODY...WHY CAN'T I ABSORB IT!!!???'' (Me)
(This is because he is not using the skill known by all slimes as [Absorb])
''-deep...breath?- Okay...so I can't absorb the sword....maybe I should just try out magic.....GO MAGIC LIGHT.........why did nothing come out?'' (Me)
(The light magic did not come out because you didn't 1. train in magic. 2.you are not using the basic magic skill [Small light] or 3. You are a total idiot....you decide out of those three choices.....frankly I'd choose number 3)
''ALRIGHT WHAT IS THAT VOICE AND WHERE IS IT COMING FROM SO I CAN BASH ITS HEAD IT??!'' (Me)
(Hello there I am the system and I am here to help you with your new powers...but only if you can't figure them out.........damn idiotic chun making me leave my vacation in the Bahamas)
''-deep breath?- Okay can you help me?'' (Me)
(Say please and call me System-sensei)
''What!?.....okay fine.......can you help me......System-sensei'' (Me)
(No.)
''WHAT!!?? WHY THE HELL NOT!!!???'' (Me)
(You must kneel to me.)
''WHAT....you know what...I'll just figure this out myself....I don't need you!'' (Me)
(Okay, goodbye)
''Finally...'' (Me)
(Oh right....I almost forgot but without me your abilities don't work so...bye)
''NOOOOOOO!!!'' (Me)
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THE END