Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down and broke his crown

While Jill came tumbling after.

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Jack then died and left Jill to hide

Her grief and all ther sorrow.

Jill despaired and then prepared

To join Jack on the morrow.

With each step Jill cried and wept

Unable to live longer.

Jill then fell down and broke her crown

And then joined Jack in the after.

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Love yourself

Especially if you're dead

Because there's no reason to kill yourself