"Aaaaah Papa is being eaten by her boobs"

I sprung up from my bed when I hear the scream of a little girl. Then I saw a little girl screaming beside of old Jing.

"What? who is being eaten? by what ?"

I take my battle pose and ask from old Jing. To think there is an opponent that cannot be detected by my sense? and to make even worse that thing rating father of a girl that passed my test unforgivable.

*Cough*

Because of a sudden 'a cough', my focus switches to old Jing.

"What is it old Jing ?"

Then I saw old Jing with his finger pointing me with faintly embarrassed expression. By following his finger I found man seemed like in the mid-30s stuck between my chest.

Old Jing : (；一_一)

Me: ⚆ _ ⚆ really?

Little girl: ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡

Old Jing: Nods head

Well, this is super awkward no wonder I felt good during my sleep but first thing first I release the girl's father and guides them to the sword in stone after I finished wearing my clothes.

During whole time girl didn't t spoke to me It was very painful to me especially her cold eye. I can ignore all kinds of insult thrown at me but except it from children because once they start to dislike you they will find all of your faults instantly.

Also just imagine lovely little five-year-old girl with big round eyes and hair braided into two long braids smiling at you said

"I love you sister" laced with innocence.

It was lovely and cute, right?

Now then Imagine that girl walks away from you with a teary eye and scared from you as if she sees a monster.

"Crack!"

"Huh, papa didn't hear something broke ?"

"No, maybe it is just illusion, my dear"

"Now we will reach the sword follow me and promise me you don't say answer to my test to anyone and once sword don't choose it definitely never choose you got it"

Hohoho you heard nothing right. Yep, definitely, they heard no sound of my heart cracking!. Sh*t what I am doing making my self even more depressed. Look like time to fix my crack with good music and strawberry yoghurt.

*Playing Linda Ronstadt: Dreams to Dream*

Ah Yeah, I feel my wound is slowly healing.

After I sending a girl and her father look like I gonna stay on this island one more week again. I began to collect weapons and armours scattered around the island. Why?

Because I gonna melt them and make a great axe that my class use while I cleaning this island that means hitting two birds with one stone!

I gonna use a most primitive method to make my weapon. Why don't you use your cheat skill to make your godly weapon?

Don’t make me laugh. That kind of shit’s only for the main character with good manager/God/. There is nothing on this island and as if people will enter this place with blacksmithing tool and good anvil?

Also, I have no inventory!

And as if I can create that kind weapon without any ingredient like the horn of minotaur or like fang of Fenrir? Heck, no! only thing I could do was uses my flame hand to melt the weapon and armour I collected.

Then pour in the crappy mould I carved from a boulder as full body.

Now the only thing left for me is waiting.

* a few days later*

Old Jing looking at great axe that I made.

"Oh, so this is a weapon that guardian use. It looks soo?"

"Crappy, ugly ?"

"Yes yes ye-- NO no no no I wanted to say very uniquely "

Yeah yeah, you wanted to say that.

There is axe that taller than me looks like combination Japanese Ono and Western battle axe that fully made of metal I don't know laying on the ground front of me.

It definitely looks very intimating but after a closer look, it looks like wood carving made by noob artist.

But just like saying 'If it's stupid but it works it's not stupid'

I wield an axe and tried moves of my class from simple to hard ones. After the test I know at least I can use simple and medium rank moves without problem with this axe.

With help of axe, I don't need to attack my opponent one by one.

"Decided I will use this axe until I found a good tool and metal for better one. Oh, Old Jing when you will leave ?"

I asked Jing because I don't want him ambushed like I found him first place and he said his power is now recovered now.

Without him, I gonna little bit lonely but it is okay.

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"I will leave on seventh of this week Miss Guardian"

"Okay tell me when you about to leave I can't make old Jing same mistake again"

"Ohoho it will be honour"

Said, Old Jing, while playing with his beard.

*6 days later*

Today is time for Old Jing leaving this island.

Old man and me standing front of the teleporter.

"I gonna miss you. Old man don't die early alright"

"Hoho I try Miss.Guardian I pray eventually you will leave this island and being free from sword's shackle"

"Haha I try"

"Father?"

Me and old man immediately faces a direction of the teleporter and saw a pregnant young woman walking towards old man with a smile.

"M-my daughter! you are alright"

Said old man hugs, a young woman with a tear in his eye.

Ah isn't this good moment just like it comes from painting. So this woman is the daughter of old man huh.

"Heh old man is she really your daughter? she looks like swan beside you."

With my word, his daughter and old man leaves remembers I was beside them.

"Hoho don't be kidding me, Miss.Guardian look her ear isn't that exactly looks me"

"Yeah as if there is any good part of you except your ear old man"

"Haha that is true she more looks like her mother "

Looks like he becomes more cheerful after knowing her daughter.

"Huh"

Suddenly I saw light coming towards old man's daughter with extreme speed. Wait a sec isn't that sword should be on stone and why it is pointing blade part.

Suddenly I got a bad feeling and immediately moves the front of old man's daughter to block the sword.

Crack!

Stab

*Pov switches*

Miss guardian standing front of us with a heavenly sword stuck on her shoulder holding her weapon cut into two pieces. Just a moment before she laughing front of me why!

"Don't bury me yet old man!"

Spoke guardian with a smile and takes the sword from her shoulder and throws on the ground. It was my first time saw guardian bleed.

"Father!"

With a sound of my daughter, I wake up from my shock and tries to stop her bleeding. But suddenly heavenly sword start to shine in the bright light.

Moments later handsome man with golden eye walks from the light an spoke with a cold face.

"Why you blocking my way to my chosen master you slave!"

If other hear that they would be celebrating but I saw how he sees my daughter with his emotionless eye as if he saw only grass beside on road.

Guardian spoke to the heavenly sword while shielding us.

"Why you try to kill your master ?"

"I didn't choose this filth as my master it is soul that she carrying"

"She mother of your master you are trying to kill them both"

"I don't care about the life of an ant. I will take my master from that filthy flesh and rise under my holy aura."

Said heavenly sword point his hand to us. At that moment I felt how powerless and how inhuman he is. This was not a heavenly sword it was just doll without any emotion.

"First for my master, there is no need funny thing mortals call it 'family' so stands aside slave!. For protecting my holy body past years I will forgive your little life. Begone!"

But still, guardian shield us like unmoving mountain said to the heavenly sword with face showing very scary expression.

"You made a fun of family, tried to kill mother of child, cheapened precious of my friend also tried to kill me congratulations you successfully pissed me off "

When I hear her speech I remember the time that I asked word on her belt.

"Oh, word on my belt? it is read as 'Moment' in my language. I like to treasure and remember every moment in my life from the moment of first love to moment of my death" she said with a smile.

"Haha don't make me laugh what can you do with your pitiful raw power against this perfect body of mine. You can't damage me with puny raw power"

Heavenly sword spoke with a mocking tone and shows his chest as if he saying try to attack me.

But Guardian presses ten points of her body in quick succession. The moment she presses the last point suddenly pitch black clouds covers the entire sky.

"Old Jing I show you moment that you never forget in your lifetime"

*Crack* *Crack* *Crack*

Guardian spoke to me while her body begins to emit all kinds of cracking sound that loud enough to be heard through the entire forest.