In mid of unknown island young boy walks closer to the the sword in stone, behind the boy a tall woman and two old man observes boy's every movement with a serious expression.

Ah, isn’t this the kind of thing looks scene that main character pills sword from the stone and chosen as king. Yeah, it definitely looks like a scene from a movie.

But the thing is can boy pull the sword from the stone?

Then boy touches hilt of the sword and

"Huk!"

With sound, boy didn't successfully pull the sword from a stone. I spoke gently to the boy walking towards to one of the old mans.

"Sorry boy looks like you are not the one"

Why do I speak gently? Because in last 11 years on this island this boy one of few people that polite to me and passed my test. And others?

*pei!*

Almost all males have d*cks instead of their brain and others including females are just idiots that use their status or power to take the sword. Well, I got nothing to say about the second part it is their fault for being born as a villain.

As for first part I think I might be little bit responsible for first part of males because of my clothes. Clothes now I wearing is called "Good and Evil" unique uniform of faction called 'Holy Order of Purifier' reward for killing 100 Frost giants and 200 einherjar in Ragnarok event.

Good and Evil is uniform comprises of a white short cape with red edge, white pants, golden buttons, tight sleeved undershirt and belt with a special plate that owner can carve his or her favourite word.

It looked so badass when male avatar wears it but just like any other MMORPG, there was a little bit touch on the female side. There was no button on uniform's upper part for a clear purpose and short undershirt for showing underboob.

Even with that, I say it still looked badass on the female avatar and it was true. Also I say their fault for losing their focus on this little bit distraction of mine.

"I think Miss.Guardian thinking in normal term"

"Why is that old Jing? and stop being respectful I felt weird also is your leg is okay?"

I said to another old man wearing simple garbs and covered himself with a brown cloak. Looks like I thinking out loud. This old man's full name is Cheng Jing two years ago I found him laying at the entrance of teleporter with a body full of injury while I running around the island while listening 'The Phoenix'.

At that moment I was pretty excited from the song so I didn't notice him till I broke his leg by stepping on it. It was a very embarrassing moment for me because of guilt I bout him to my hut and given him the first aid.

When he asked how his leg is broken after he woke up.

I said 'Dunno grandpa you were like this when I found you' because I can't say hey! I broke your leg because I too excited from song could I?

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"Hoho considering Miss.Guardian's strength I still think using honorifics is the right thing because in the end strength is everything. Also, I think my leg is completely healed"

Said, Jing, while holding his beard.

"Then that is good. Also, thank for telling me how teleporter work and helping me with writing warning signs with this I can take a rest"

With help of old Jing, I was able to set up a warning sign for people entering this island. It was easy I just write my letter on the ground and tells Jing what is called then he translates and writes what I wanted to tell on a sign.

"It is okay. So back to our previous topic"

Tch he know I tried to change the topic.

"I think Miss.Guardian, it is true that woman's use revealing part of their clothes to seduce and distract their opponent. Just like sect called Jade, Jade? Jade, what is called ?"

"I think It called Jade Fox. It is a sect that made of only beautiful looking females."

"Yeah, but they use along with their illusion techniques and formation as for you Miss.Guardian looks like you don't noticed your charm that more powerful than illusion"

"I-It is true"

Two old men said to me and look like little boy spoke I thought he can't speak because he is too ashamed that he can't pull the sword.

"Haha Don't be kidding me old man. Well, I think I am definitely beautiful but I am no match ladies passing through the teleporter. They look like fairies come down from heaven or like a seductive fox can capture hundred with just a wink"

There is no way men raised while looking that kind of beauties every day will distracted by me. Just that means opponent distracted by looking at me is a just horny dog and women with an inferiority complex because only thing I better than them was my chest.

Just last week I faced the woman that beautiful as a fairy. And she was so polite and noble also rose bloom on her every step she takes. Why can't other women face me like this?

I wished so much that sword chooses her but sadly that didn't happen.

"Here have candy boy don't be ashamed for failing to pull the sword. You should be proud of passing my test because passing my test means you are hundred times more human than idiots that arrive on this island every week."

"Thanks"

Boy receives lollipop from me while lowering his head.

"Aren't you cute one"

I said rubs his silky hair.

Yeah, kids should be like this boy, not some other idiots raised wrong by their idiot parents. I didn't kill them I am not a moster I just let them off with few weak slap on their butt cheeks.

"Look like there is another victim"

Hey, what is that mean? old Jing do I look like monster that eat kid to you ?