Normally, when you go to a fantasy world.
You live like you are the main character in that world like an everything revolves around you just like you playing COD.
But no I just standing there and guarding this cheat weapon while using the test as an excuse to weed out bad and idiot people.
Also, that idiot god has given me half-assed language ability.
Why? you ask me.Well, I can talk to them like normal but I don't f*cking know how to read and write in their language! It is like I entering elementary school again to learn how to read and write!
And I cant leave this place because of these two bracelets on my arm transforms into chain connected to the hilt of the sword when I try to leave an island.
Yes, you heard right it that idiot god left me on a f*cking island!
And I can't use that god damn teleporter people use to enter in this island because that sword didn't found a so-called master.
The only thing that calms me down is my energy drink and yoghurt I can summon endlessly in any kind flavour also music! you can't forget about music.
You say don't worry you got a cheat as well but I say too much power will come with a responsibility as well. So I sealed huge part of my power using a skill I learned as the joke but who knew this skill come in handy.
It is easy to use I just need to press points on my body to release restriction. I have ten-stage release restriction coming from points that placed from leg to head.
But I say a good job to idiot god for designing this island is so beautiful that I just want to lay on the ground while staring sky with energy drink beside me and spend all day sleeping.
Man just look at this beautiful sky it is so calming stars on sky looks like shining small jewels.
*Sound of I slurps yoghurt by straw*
In this moment you need a song like this. I take out a player from my secret pocket /don't ask where/ and chooses 'Broken Moon' from the list.
135. Broken Moon
Play
Stop
Repeat
*song begin to play through headphone*
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"Hey! guardian give me a godly sword in exchange I turn into the real woman on my bed and take you as my concubine how about that?"
"Yes what young master said is true"
"Haha yes the only woman like you is worthy of our young master"
Handsome man wearing a black robe with a word I don't know written in a golden thread talked tome along with his followers while disturbing my peace.
M*ther f*cker yeah if you ignore those bastards coming for the sword on this island would be heaven on earth or what is this world called.
"You are dead to me"
BANG!
I quickly move in high speed and punches f*cker that interrupted my resting time.
"Haha as expected guardian of godly sword you are powerful but your power is no match for my body enhanced by Demon soul art: Divine demon soul evasion"
Man, you are very talkative aren't you well but I say standing up after receiving my punch he is good.
"Look like I need to get little bit serious"
"Haha, just you prepare after beating you I will take the sword and make you my pet!"
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"I say one thing boy. You better not disappoint me after saying all of those things"
Yeah true I wanted to use the full potential of my power but I can't use it because first my class Destroyer only can use great weapon and totem pole so without my weapons I can't use some of my moves.
Second is game mechanic of 'Mythology Overkill Online' also works in this world but with some nerfs.Because of I don't have a button to smash to make the combo. My mind and body remember what to do to make that move and combo. I was very hard to make the combo using the real body.
Third, every opponent I faced till now can't stand after receiving my 2 combos even I put a restriction on my body that was very disappointed me because of that I started to think is 'cultivators' is that weak? but I quickly erased that thought because I remember what happened to Goliath.
I quickly rush to my opponent let's call him a dummy.
"Demon soul art: Wraith palm"
Dummy sends punch clad in the black mist to my face. Just from the look it definitely looks scary technique but I don't care because of my class. 'Overpower' is the right word to describe my class. With special move grab and wrestle destroyer was class that can wrestle with monsters with all kinds of sizes from human size to stop palm of titans. But that was just a game logic so I don't know I can archive that.
But the downside of that class was evasion status was 0%, have no escape move or skill, there is almost no long range skill and they can't use long range weapon. In this world I thought I can use it so tried to use a bow but I didn't hit a big tree one meter away from me also I tried to throw a stone but that was also hopeless.
BANG!
With a loud sound, his punch hits my stomach area but I just shrug off and sends a punch to dummy's face. Then followed by another punch then I lift him off the ground with a grab.
"W-What! I c-c-can't move my bod-dy!"
"Wow your body is tough"
Yeah really tough I think he can withstand my finisher!
Then I start to punch him while holding him like a ragdoll. While ignoring his followers attacking me. After three punch and two knees, I prepare to launch him into the air before grab timer runs out and he recovers his control of his body.
"Now clench your teeth dummy-chan I gonna use my favourite finisher combo. Looks like your art more powerful than I thought"
"W-Wait there is a limi"
With a punch, I send dummy into the air then I jump right after him. Then I grab him in the air and puts his body under my foot while spinning my body then prepares to slam him on the ground.
BANG! CRASH!
Dummy's body hits the ground while creating a big crater.
"Haha man, it is been long I done this combo now before you wake up from daze I need to continue my combo ?! what happened you?"
Yeah, what happened? only thing I seeing was dummy-chan look like run over by truck.
"hey don't be kidding me dummy get up!"
Dummy-chan not responding.
It seems like it's just a dead body
Oh, sh*t did he just died like that? did I ask him a question? what if he was chosen one? WTF!
"Wel-l did I asked test question from him?"
Yep, I just ask his followers because I forget what happened because of much fun I having.
"N-no"
"Yeah!"
"Just you wait for it, guardian! we will tell elder that how you killed his son. Demon soul sect definitely not forget this humiliation!"
Yeah, that definitely sounds right but that looks not very convincing from people that running from me with wet robes.