Mhhhhhhhhhh, I may not be a brain wizard but I’m pretty sure my arms are longer than this. My legs seem awfully shorter too. Now that I’m thinking about it, it looks like I shrunk a little bit. Either that or the world grew.
There is a big mountain in the distance… That’s kind of wired because I don’t think there are any mountains in my area. Mhhhhhh, that’s not good. One a scale from good to not good this is firmly placed on the yikes side. I don’t remember sleeping in a forest so given the fact that I am inside one is a just a teeny tiny bit concerning.
Was I kidnapped? Did I drink too much? I don’t remember drinking, but I have a pounding headache so that’s a maybe. What’s the last thing I can remember? I was walking back home from a small shopping trip. I was just next to the science thingy building. I think it was a particle accelerator or a particle-energy research center or something like that. I really like science, the pop science that is I was never good with numbers and math. I am more of an artsy kind of girl, so the technical terms are never something I bothered remembering. What I did remember were the protests that happened because of the building process. People were afraid that the scientists could create a black hole, granted that is something that could happen, but the black hole would be unstable and collapse almost instantly because it doesn’t have enough mass.
After I passed the building I just woke up in the forest, no loud noise no boom just one second I was in the city and the next I was in a strange unfamiliar place with a big Ouchy in my brain goop, Significantly smaller than I should be. What’s up with that?? Why am I tiny??
“Hello? Is there someone? Is this a prank? I am filthy rich I can sue you!” That was a lie, I am in fact not rich, or wealthy at all but hey maybe it works if I threaten them? Whoever that ‘them’ is.
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After a few seconds I realized no one was gonna answer me.
“If you plan to hunt me for sport I can promise you I will fuck your shit up! I am not afraid of you piss goblins! I have a gun!” (I don’t) I put my hand behind me pretending I grabbed something, but nothing happened. 5 minutes passed before I allowed myself to relax. So that means I’m probably alone. Okay, I don’t know If that’s good or bad.
I watched wilderness survival videos so I’m basically a pro when it comes to living in a forest. Do I hear running water? No? That’s fine I can just drink the blood of my enemy’s.
Objective 1: Find myself an enemy!
I will slaughter everyone who dares go into my way! I will make them regret ever being born! I will stalk them like the pray they are! Play with their mind until they shit teeth out of fear!! And then I will take away everything they hold dear! Not even a stupid wyrm could get in my way! that day will be glorious when they realize that they have already lost!
So where should I go? Mhhhhh Humans tend to settle on the base of mountains, I will probably find my victims there. It’s decided then, I will walk towards the mountain and if I find a river, I will follow it.
Just as I was about to start walking, I spotted a change in my environment. In the corner of my view, I saw something flicker, and someone suddenly appeared. The being was incredibly strange, they had a humanoid shape with green hair covering most of their face only showing huge red eyes. On the side of their head there were spike like protrusions. They had two spikes coming out of their chest as if they were impaled. Their white dress was incredibly poofy and seemed to move perfectly against the wind, looking incredibly uncanny. Ahhhh! A fellow fay! Wait? A fellow fay? What! Why did I think about such things? I was never that brutal before! What was that? Seeing that being snapped me out of the ‘bloodfrenzy?’ I was feeling.
“What the fuck is going on here?” I asked surprised.
“Guardevoir!” They just answered with a head tilt.
“OH…. Shit.” And with those wise words I promptly fell unconscious.