Attempt One

I roll down everything except uphill.

Attempt Two

A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.

This is not what I had in stock

To read and think, then try and rock

But what is one supposed to do

When I am set challenges by a Pinnacle such as you.

Attempt 3

If this is funny; then why am I crying?

Attempt 4

I throw myself in everything except abstinence

Attempt Five

I need to stop

I am not on the dot

I’m not trying these again

Epigrams can go and talk to a hen.