I’ve tried, and I’ve tried

But I see there’s no getting through to you

To every boy and every girl

Living in and out of this world

You’ll understand me after you’ve read me

What do you do when you’re sick of the battle

The war, injustice, and a threat to human peace

If you don’t know

Then maybe you should check out my remedy

Cuz I’m going down to Luke’s Everlasting

Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.

I’m gonna tell him to fill my glass up and we start to laugh

Chorus: Cuz I’m gonna light this cigarette up

Throw this motherfucker up

And say fuck it

I’m gonna take this bottle of Belvedere here

Drain it followed by three or four beers

Throw my right hand up

Take a sip then a puff and say fuck it

Gotta wake up then back to bed

This is what you do over and over again

Need a raise, being the good guy rarely does pay these days

Tired of your boss breathing down your back

Girlfriend just got pregnant, but it ain’t your baby

How about that for love and honesty

So, what do you do when you’ve done all you can?

Here’s a suggestion to every woman and man

C’mon and party with me

Down on the corner at Sweet Louise

I ask for the usual and do what I do

Chorus: Cuz…

Why get yourself all worked up?

Just throw your hands up when you’re fed up

Dude don’t kill her

Chick don’t fuck with his clothes

Don’t cuss your boss out

Cuz ya gonna need a good reference someday

So, do like I do

Ya know the usual

Chorus: Cuz…

So just fuck it

Fuck it

Motherfuckin’ fuck it

Son-of-a-bitch fuck it

Fuck it

Go on ahead and fuck it