Look at this mofo²,

he thinks he’s the shit.

Dressing all fly,

I love it when white boys think they hit.

They so subtle about it though,

dropping hints like you’d never know.

Check this guy out,

watch him profile in his pics.

Look how he slips his tongue out,

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slyly licking those pink lips.

He’s a panty tease!

Hell yea, that he be!

Pants pressed!

Check!

Shirt tucked!

Check!

Shoes shined!

Check!

Hair fly!

Check!

Shades on!

Check!

Jacket over shoulder!

Check!

I’m discombobulated!

Shit, I’m speaking Czech!

Look at the way he looks at the camera.

This lil’ mofo² know what he’s doing.

Smoldering eyes

thrill you to the bone!

Never met the cat before,

but he got you all worked up

and misty between the thighs!

He’s a tad bit swarthy though,

nothing wrong with that.

I got no problem with a tanned fly cat.

When this cat smile,

it’s like money.

Shit, call me up,

I guarantee

I’ll be his number one honey.

But he’s there and I’m here.

People say, why the hell do you care?

I shrug, and I say,

“Hey, we don’t choose

when someone makes us feel this way.”

Simply put, you gotta admit,

he doesn’t think, he knows

that he’s the shit.

- dedicated to Sebastian Stan