Percy and Styx were sitting on a couch watching tv when suddenly Mnemosyne burst into the room.
Mnemosyne looked super panicky, and said super fast, "Percy, Styx, RUN! Run as fast as you can! Just get away!"
Styx and Percy exchanged a confused look with each other, then looked back at Mnemosyne.
"Why?" Percy asked curiously. Styx nodded in agreement. Mnemosyne just shook her head, taking big gulps of air, and replied, "No time for questions! Just run!"
Percy looked at Styx. Styx looked at Percy.
Percy shrugged. "Why not?"
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Styx rolled her eyes. "Is that your reason for everything?" But she got up and pulled Percy up too.
"Pretty much, yeah." Percy then turned to Mnemosyne. "You coming Nemy?"
Mneomsyne took a second to glare at him. "First of all, don't call me that and second, I'll hold them off. Just go!"
But it was too late.
Zagreus ran into the room, followed by Nyx.
They stopped and looked around the room. Their gazes stopped on Styx, who was still holding Percy's hand.
They both smirked, and started singing, "Percy and Styx sitting in a tree-"
Styx groaned and interrupted, saying in a sing-song voice, "Idiot's get away from me."
They sung louder, "First comes love, second comes marriage-"
"Then comes the primordial with spinal damage!" Percy said cheerfully. Then he ran out of the room, pulling Styx with him, leaving a shocked room behind him.
Nyx looked stunned. "Did he just-"
Zagreus started laughing loudly. "Yes, he did, darling. Yes he did"
There was a smacking sound, then a very high pitched voice saying, "Ow!"