Hello everyone, it's John here. I wanna tell you my stupid story. It was a beautiful day, when my live completely fucked up.
I was inserted in some fucking world, in some even more fucking forest and in the fucking the best situation you can get yourself into. I had to kill group of goblins, kill the overgrown bastard owl eat shits, survive, and so on. For example, today's meal is grilled hedgehog. Hedgehog, which is actually as big as damned pig. And even more!
[I dunno what to do today, ... what about playing with AR, that's something I delayed a lot]
[Inventory]
[Experiment No.1-time preservation]
Something easier, I put out my phone.
Battery: 87%, time: 13:34. Yes, time in the Inventory is stopped. This also means that no processes could be performed inside.
[My phone and notebook won't die, yes.]
[Notes]
This section is something like MS Word.
Text editor, but even with calendar and many other functions.
[This could be convenient. I'll write my goals here, maybe even reports from various experiments.]
[Settings]
[Wow, this section is damn vast, color, size, buttons, everything]
In the end, I was playing with Setting till dusk. The AR was much better, optimized for me even with several hotkeys. Btw, dinner: grilled hedgehog.
Next morning
"Uwaah, what would be today's plan?"
"1 pending message, 1 pending mission"
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"No, dammit, next job, I don't have time even to jerk off"
"Hello my little friend, you are doing quite good down there. And because of it, I"ll give you small present. Hope you like it. Your Patron"
"Blessed, Blessing for otherworlder
+20% proficiency for magic of all kinds
+10% resistance against magic
+ 100% resistance against psychical magic
+ 50 Luk
+ chance to receive blueprints as drop from killed creatures"
"Heck"
[What the hell, even tough I don't like you, ... thanks]
"Main Quest #2 "Goblin tribe extermination"
Options:
1) Destroy goblin den
Reward: Skill, 2x random equipment, 3x Mystery box, establishing mana pool
2) Kill every single member of the tribe
Reward: 2x Skill, 3x random equipment' 5x Mystery box, establishing mana pool
Disobeying/Failure: breaking a random limb
Time: 40 days"
"For accepting quest, you received: Carbon fiber bolt (x40), M67 grenade (x3), area recon (radius 15 km)"
[Accepting? Fucking accepting!? And what about the disobeying punishment?!]
"MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
[Whatever, at least these bolts and grenades, at least chance]
"1 pending message"
[When will he stop annoy me?]
"Hah, your anger is so funny that I have to reward you. Pffhm hahaha."
"Received 5,56x45mm NATO SS109 (x6)"
[Ha ha ha, very funny, dickhead, and what exactly am I able to do with exactly six rounds? Someone is The Big Joker]
[Map]
What I saw, was a circle of mapped land.
Diameter was 30 km. In a while I found goblin village, it was approximately 10 km west away.
[OK, first will be reconnaissance of enemy camp, let's pack for journey]