Kate- groaning "Ugh, head's killin' me..."
Cere?
Cere- Good morning, Kate. It appears you may be experiencing a hangover.
Kate- "No shit... Where here the hell..?"
Cere- Alana's room. You got... indisposed after the show, the party got a bit lively.
Kate- Tastes like someone took a dump in my mouth.
Cere- Nothing to worry about that didn't happen.
Kate- Just an expression. Clothes? And how the fuck ended up here?
Cere- I am unable to provide those pieces of information. Remember I'm in your brain, I see what you see.
Kate- Fuck! Ain't this day starting just perfectly?
Cere- Indeed!
Kate- Fucking Hell! Tripping...!
*Boom*
"OUCH!"
Cere- Well, on the plus column you just found your underwear. You got lucky that gravity on the Moon so low. How you just managed to catapult yourself face-first like that is so statistically improbable I might have to ask you to repeat it, you know, for science.
Kate- Yeah yeah, ah ah, laugh it up you tin can.
Cere- You are mixing up your metaphors, in this situation, you're the can that's full of tin.
Kate- I should be able to find pliers downstairs to extract you somehow...
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Alana- "Hey Kitty Kate, you're alive?"
Kate- "Barely"
Alana- "Party hard?"
Kate- "Needed it."
Alana- "Gotcha, you're home for the first time in how long? Gotta be stressful. Don't worry, the rest should be easy peasy, nutrishake smooth easy after yesterday's humiliation."
Kate- "Humiliation? What humiliation?"
Alana- "Well, first you drank like a supertanker, then you sang on the scene quite off-key..."
Kate- "Sing? What? When? How?"
Alana- "Then you striped and started to vomit like a public fountain. And your big finish was to blow up the front wall and ride a "big rocket" to "space" very publically. "
Kate- "Wait! You damn bitch, you're shitting me right now!"
Alana- "Thehe got ya! Nah girl, after a few puffs and two tall glasses you went out like a light and rolled in a corner of your bench. Firefighter brought you upstair. Nothing happened, you didn't even try to wet your whistle with a stranger once.
Kate- "Gotta ask something to mom, she's downstair?"
Alana- " No can do Kitty, she's out, Angel's stuff..."
Kate- "Troubles?"
Alana- "Small potatoes, some tweaker gang trying to play big dogs, they lost the plot completely, nothing to worry about."
Kate- "How long? I had something to ask her"
Alana- "No idea, shouldn't be too big of an issue."
Kate- "Shit, I hope it won't take the day, rent is due, I'm fucked if things don't move soon. "
Alana- *Sigh* "You should come back home and join the Angels."
Kate- "Ain't that simple, I left, had my reasons."
Alana- "It is, we all want you back Kitty."
Kate- "It just ain't... let's go down and eat, forget about it. Ok?"
Queen Victoria- "Well, well, look who's finally awake! You're lucky, dear, I just finished making breakfast."
Kate- "Been a long time second mom. I wasn't expecting to see you still doing breakfast, was sure you'd get the help to do that by now."
Queen Victoria- "Oh, you know me, always helping out where I can. Now, sit down and let me serve you a proper meal. You must be famished!"
Kate- Fuck, that's good... taste's almost... foreign I guess it is, I was someone else, back then. Somehow it feels more like a VR I loaded than my own memories...
Queen- "Sorry I haven't made anything special for you today, Cherry didn't warn me you were coming."
Kate- "Well, you were always out like a light past seven. I came in later. Hey! Who trew that? Alana is that you again?"
Alana- *fake innocent sounding* "Me? Whatever gave you that silly notion?"
Kate- "You sadistic little trollop! First lying now throwing food? Take that!"
Alana- "Muhahahaha! You've asked for it!"
Queen Victoria- "Girls! Girls! PEACE! I don't want the compandroids to have to clean this up, they have to get ready for today. They don't have the time to clean up teenage-level pranks.
Kate- "Fine, fine... truce. For now."
Alana- "Truce. Just couldn't resist pulling your leg a bit."
Queen Victoria- "Now that's settled, finish up before it gets cold. Ah! Cherry, you're back want something?"
Cherry- "I'll eat later... Kate, "tourterelle", mind joining me for a second honey? I wanna chat with you about something."
Kate- "Sure, gimme a minute."
Cherry- "No hurry."
Kate- "That was good. Thanks, Queen."
Queen Victoria- "You're welcome, dear. Come back for some anytime."