As I accepted the white tiger's offer he laughed an insane laugh.
"You truly are a man of culture little friend! You were doubting me until I mentioned catgirls" said the white tiger happily.
"Of course! I'm not an indecisive bastard like those damn humans! If someone mentions that a catgirl is on the other side of hell I'd happily crawl through hell!!!" I yelled confidently and proudly. "By the way, what is this fantasy world? Like what powers will I have, white tiger?"
"Don't call me white tiger anymore, it's annoying. My real name is Alex but call me bro instead!" said Alex the white tiger slightly annoyed once again. He really gets angry and annoyed fast..
"Ok bro... but could you answer my question?" I asked a little confused.
"Yeah don't worry about it bro. The fantasy world has demons, gods, angels, catgirls and so on. Magic is commonly seen there and you know that adventurer cliché isekai stuff you probably saw your owner reading about in manga." said Alex, glad to help. "And you will simply become an overpowered existence there. Adventurers there are ranked from E to S. You know, E, D, C, B, A and S. Classic shit yeah? S rank adventurers are usually about level 80 to 100. But you will start out at 500. Of course most beings limits are 100 and even demons and angels have a hard time going above 300. Your limit, as you're my bestie (my only friend), is unlimited literally. Level 2 million wouldn't be impossible at all. Would just take A VERY LONG TIME."
"Wow.. I see.. thank you I guess?" I said, surprised.
"Sorry bro, but I'm tired. I guess I'll just throw you into the world right now? When I wake up later I'll answer all your questions~" said Alex tired. He yawned, though it sounded more like a dragon's roar. Then he simply waved his paw and a black and green vortex was summoned in front of me. As I was checking it out, nervously I could feel some wind pressure behind me but as I was about to look back my poor ass was once again kicked. That damn tiger! He kicked me into the portal!! Me! The great Teddy!! Oh wait I forgot he is a being on par with gods.. even I don't compare to him.
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As I opened my eyes I saw giant mountains reaching the clouds and a huge emerald green forest. This was a truly stunning sight, even for me, Teddy, who have seen many amazing things! Such as (busty) maids with cat ears and tails on but we'll save that for later.. though this was probably a dream it was still amazing! I slapped myself with my paw to wake myself up but to my surprise it was no fucking dream! Just as I was about to curse the white tiger Alex for this I noticed that my paw was strange... it was skinny and looked like a paw of that of a fucking homeless cat!! HOW COULD MY FORMERLY BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT PAW BECOME LIKE THIS!??!? This tiger.... he must wish for death... he was jealous of my perfect paw, yeah, that must be it.. I'LL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!! How dare he remove my beauty!?
Please refrain from punching my creator.
What? Was that a voice?! Nah it can't be.. I must be going crazy from the trauma of my tail being crushed! Or maybe.. maybe because I was literally killed by truck-kun from the mangas my owner read.. ughh.. just thinking about it makes me want to cry out in shame. I will make these damn humans suffer for their trucks!
I'm afraid that you're already kind of crazy, and you have not gotten more crazy since the events you mentioned. I'm the voice that gives you op skills, shows your stats and progress, talks about catgirls with you and most of all.. I give tips for romance! Believe it or not but I'm kind of an romance expert (actually not).
Ehmm.. I'm not even really surprised anymore. I was chased by maniacs, my tail was crushed and my ass was hit and I bled to death. A white tiger appeared, told me he would make me overpowered in a fantasy world, summoned a portal and forcefully kicked me into it.. on top of that stuck with a romance crazy lunatic voice!
You bitch... you know I can hear your mental thoughts right!?
Oh fuck...