You better shut up or I'll not help you like I'm supposed to!
Ehheh... I was just joking of course kind sir, madam?
Just call me sugar daddy and I'll be satisfied...
I'd rather die than to call an artificially created romance obsessed voice sugar daddy.. goodbye world...
W-WAIT WAIT!! Don't leave me!! It's actually boring to be an RPG voice!!!
Ehh? It's boring? What do you even do anyways?
I read romance manga, watch romance anime and play romance games... but by now I'm almost done with everything so I'm bored. Please, just give this poor voice a chance!
Fine. So give me my skills and introduce me to this damn world properly like you're supposed to!!!
Alright chill bro!! This world is a very big world known as Faciexali and several types of creatures co-exist here. From legendary dragons, overpowered three headed bulls and mere ants! It's a cool world, and you'll be happy to know that you're in the Purria Kingdom as of right now. Where catgirls are commonly seen!
WOW!!! That Alex maybe isn't that stupid afterall.... am I level 500 right now by the way?
Yes, you are indeed level 500. I'll display your stats:
User: Teddy IV
Species: Cat
Level: 500
Skillpoints: 20
Strength: 2500 Agility: 2000 Constitution: 500 Intelligence: 15 Wisdom: 12 Charisma: 0 Appearance: 0 Luck: ?
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Hey you... why is my charisma and appearance both at zero!?
You should be able to figure out that yourself.. haven't you seen yourself!?
Oh that's right.. I'm no longer a majestic cat.. and why are some of my stats insanely high meanwhile some are in the 10s?
Because for some reason my creator decided to only focus on your physical stats and not the rest. Your intelligence and wisdom are not upgraded at all, they are your natural stats. You should be proud, 10 points is on average the common value on every stats humans have before they start training for example martial arts and training their body resulting in indirectly levelling up. So you're smarter than a normal human.
As expected of the great Teddy! Not even normal humans can be compared with my superior intelligence! Anyways, can you put all my skillpoints into Appearance as that is my top priority now?!
The attribute "Appearance" has been upgraded by twenty points!
An aqua blue light covered me and I could felt strange. It felt as if I was being reborn and modified from the very inside of my soul. It was kind of pleasant but at the same time bizarre. After about 5 minutes I checked my paw once again and it had returned to being a beautiful paw, though not as beautiful as my former and now it was not covered in majestic tiger-like stripes nor vermilion orange fur. This saddened me but I decided to keep focusing on appearance until I was more stunning than that white tiger!
Hey you! Where are my skills by the way?!
Oh.. sorry.. you only have three skills for now. Skills are divided into several ranks: Common, Uncommon, Rare, Mythical, Ancient, Legendary, Unique, Ultimate and Divine. You have one unique, one ultimate and one divine. So congratulations!
I don't give a shit! Tell me what skills they are instead!!!
Ughh fine..
Unique Skill: One Purrfect Man - Makes any female creature within a 100 meter range strangely attracted to you. You must be one purrfect man you know what I'm saying!?
Ultimate Skill: Wrath of a Spoiled Cat - You were living a lazy and rich life without doing anything productive, but now you're here! This skill allows you to unleash the full wrath inside your heart that you hold against humans, trucks and strange maniacs in people's backyards!
Divine Skill: Lucky Accident - For a short time, you turn into a dense harem protagonist main character from an anime that always gets caught in perverted situations whether they want it or not!
Is it just me or are these skills all idiotic? I don't know if I should be amazed or depressed... well I guess there's nothing to do about it! I can atleast make catgirls attracted to me and have some lucky "accidents" with them. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!! Can I get some skills for free? Please please please...
Okay, I'm already supposed to give you the Mythical skill: Human Form so here you go!
The Mythical Skill: Human Form has been acquired.
I'll also throw in some heterochromia as you should be an edgy main character!
I don't think I need that hehehe....
Here we go!!
The Unique Skill: Edgy Main Character has been acquired.
You bitch!! I just said I didn't want to be an edgy main character.... you'll pay for this one day! A green light enveloped my eyes and it felt kind of like I was just pouring cold water lightly on my eyes. While walking for a while I saw a lake. I quicky looked into the reflection to see a beautiful and handsome cat with a violet purple right eye and a light blue left eye. My fur was no longer vermilion but it was still majestic. Now it was pure white. It seems like that white tiger wanted me to take after him! Though I'll certainly surpass his beauty! Now! What way should I go to reach a city?
Just go to your left dude. You'll see a city soon! Anyways shut up for now.. I want to have some peace!
Yeah yeah, fine. I started heading to my left and very soon after climbing a hill I saw a huge city.