Greetings esteemed reader. We are very glad for you to come across this letter, whether you found this in the alleyways of the backways, the cracked streets of the shattered, or the luxurious realm of the shielded, we are glad you took the time out of your hectic day to read the contents of our letter. Are you tired from your current way of life? No prospects or value to your being? Do your days blend together in dull apathetic agony? Want to work in an interesting field that’s not your local God forsaken corporation? Consider joining the Cleaners association! We have offices located across every single district in the City and are always looking for new hires. No matter your status, skill, gender or age, we are willing to hire you as we have a spot for everyone in our organization. These are our two most popular positions:
Cleaners: Cleaners are the arms and legs of our organization who mobilize and work throughout the City. They are typically put into teams of 3-4+ members lead by a Fixer who gives them their tasks and oversees their operations. This can be as simple as watching over neighborhoods in the backways or fulfilling the requests of the locals, serving as temporary security for local businesses, to investigative work and the apprehending of criminals to the hunting and acquisition of the numerous Abnormals that stalk the City, ect, ect. Cleaners can also temporarily be hired by Corporations to do various tasks, although this requires the permission from the Board of the Cleaners association requested by the Fixer that wishes to accept such a task with the addition of an EXTREMELY precisely written out contract with a strict time limit that must be followed to a T. Anything less will result in devastating consequences. These are considered the most dangerous of jobs (help in Corpo turf contention, routing of “competition”, aid in suppression and recapture of escaped Corpo Abnormals, ect.) and the strict precautions that limit the amount of Cleaner teams are as such to limit the amount of overall direct contact our organization has with Corporations to avoid the overwhelming possibility of being consumed by them and losing our independence as a freelance organization.
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Repairmen: Repairmen serve the same purpose as Cleaners and work similar jobs but work solo. Because they work alone, they have a lot more freedom in the jobs they choose to do as well as when they do them with a VERY generous cut that favors them (with additional fees), making this a popular choice for a riskier albeit more rewarding part time job should you choose not to make it a full time living. It should be noted that because of these benefits you will receive notably less support compared to Cleaners when it comes to starting out in regards to equipment, potential housing, and insurance (yes, we DO have insurance to a degree here, we’re not animals) as Cleaners essentially are our (valued) property. However, as you do more jobs and make more of a name for yourself, these advantages will become available to you. But for now, what you will have is our official seal (after paying a registration fee) that gives you creditability and a degree of professionalism over the typical brute mercenary which makes it easier to find work and may or may not help in situations where you are held hostage (We will not pay for your ransom). As a Repairman the world is yours to fix, and only on your own time too!
We are open and hiring 24/7! Feel free to wipe away the apathy and come in and apply!
(Warning! Taking either of these jobs puts you at high risk of severe injury, mental trauma, dismemberment, death, and a whole slew of other horrible fates and events that will cut through your lifespan like butter. The wisest thing to do is to not take the job, but we both know you’ll take it for either the thrills or money so who are we to warn or judge?)