Trish and Carol were so excited about the party coming up tonight! Their large backyard was shaping up, with tables and chairs and a large tent over them. There were several stations at different locations, with nachos at one, margaritas at another, fruit and veggie trays at another, caviar and bagels at another and a big carrot cake with cream cheese icing and fondant designs of tents, needles and alcohol bottles to decorate it. There were streamers and balloons everywhere. And Trish’s parents had come through with not only adult tricycles, but also a dunk tank!
While the girls waited for everyone to get there, they tidied up the house and picked out some music to play. Trish walked all of the prizes for the games out to a table. She arranged them neatly and then got chinese lanterns hung. Guests began arriving around 6:30 and everyone started relaxing in the next hour. Carol asked for a volunteer to sit in the dunk tank. Peter Johnson volunteered and started to climb into the tank, when Carol stopped him. She took him inside and had him change clothes. When he came back out, two of the girls’ friends rushed him and tackled him. “What are you doing in here you old bum? I thought we got rid of all of the homeless!”
Carol laughed and said, “Let him up, you guys. That is Peter and he is dressed up for the dunk tank. We thought it would be fitting to dunk a homeless person to add to the celebration!” The guys all laughed and sheepishly brushed Peter off. Peter climbed into the dunk tank, saying, “I bet I am not hot the rest of the day!” The dunk tank proved to be quite a hit, as they threw softballs at the target to dunk ‘homeless’ Peter!
Trish handed out margaritas and she was pretty busy. It wasn’t long before she had to refill the margarita machine. At one point, Carol gathered everyone together for a toast. Trish made sure there were drinks all around and then raised her glass and said, “Today we are rid of all of the homeless and their drugs and drunkenness. May they never bother us again!” She drank her whole glass down and encouraged everyone to do the same.”
Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator.
Carol thought, “That sure feels odd, drinking to riddance of the addicts and drunks. Why, I just saw some of these people doing lines of coke in the house before we had the toast. The doorbell rang and she went to answer it. The next door neighbors were there. “This party is too loud! If you can’t quiet down, we will have to call the police.”
Carol said, “Oh please don’t do that. We are just so happy that all of the homeless are gone that we are celebrating! Please come join us. Right this way to the backyard!”
Meanwhile, Donald had turned the steering of the yacht over to Bruce and he had gone out on deck to stretch his legs.He was met with a curious sight. Jim, holding a bottle of mint mouthwash in his hand, was kissing an old lady! Then he handed the mouthwash to the next in a line of ten elderly women, she swished the mouthwash and Jim kissed her, too! He continued watching until all of the ladies had been kissed by Jim and walked off starry-eyed. Jim was wiping off his mouth with the back of his hand when Donald walked up. “Have we been on this yacht too long? Are you missing women? What is going on?”
Jim said, “We needed dishwashers so I promised a kiss to the ones who volunteered for dishwashing. I hope I haven’t started something that I can’t stop!”
Donald laughed at him and continued on his walk. He was going over possibilities of transportation to the lodge. He called a bus company that was located near the place he would park the boat to check on availability. When he learned they had availability, he booked two buses to take them to the lodge. “That should be plenty to hold all of us and our supplies. What a relief!” he thought.