Night Soil’s Daily Dirt

“All the dirt that's fit to dish”

Published New Hesperides,

S.E. 13, Y.F. 10210

Days Since Last:

Catastrophic Magical Accident: 397

Major Demon Summoning: 69

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Goblin Orgy: 5

Lich Rising: 1,007

Weather:

Bright Sun, red and orange flecks of mage stars visible at times.

Ruling Sigil: Star of Eirun

Clandestine Q fluxes permeate the æther. Meteorologists advise against psychic attunement.

Bats have joined the birds on the seasonal migration path.

Soiled Linens:

– The Daily Dirt asked the Mayor to take a Gehring Undeath Test. Spokesman Herbert Rimes declined, commenting “The Mayor remains committed to focusing on the issues, despite persistent distractions in the ‘press.’”

Classifieds:

Help Wanted - Bank of Hesperus looks for high level money courier. 10 gold sign on bonus. Inquire at the High Plaza Branch.

For Sale - Night Soil of the Ur-Wolf 1000% pure. Inquire at the Litmus St vats.

For Sale - assorted uncut gems, booth at Shade Market Plaza, St Ædalius’ Nook.

Lucky Numbers:

103 842 627 382 029 738 418