Night Soil’s Daily Dirt

“All the dirt that's fit to dish”

Published New Hesperides,

S.E. 11, Y.F. 10210

Days Since Last:

Catastrophic Magical Accident: 395

Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

Major Demon Summoning: 69

Goblin Orgy: 3

Lich Rising: 1,005

Weather:

Bright Sun

Ruling Sigil: Star of Eirun

Migratory birds will be seen in spots as weather cools.

Soiled Linens:

Unnamed sources in city government say the Mayor is a Lich. “The Mayor is never moisturized, always bone dry,,” one official said on condition of anonymity.

Classifieds:

Help Wanted - Bank of Hesperus looks for high level money courier. Inquire at High Plaza Branch.

For Sale - Plate Armor, needs polishing. Shade Market Plaza, Apothecary Lane

Service Offered - Sister Liran of the Veil is selling garlic tincture to ward off vampires. Chalk Fork, Cloister of Claws, pedestrian gate.