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[David] 

Alice nodded at me and held up three fjngers indicating a countdown. Arianne acknowledged the signal nervously. 

I nocked an arrow and activated my Exploding Arrow skill. I took a deep breath and started infusing my mana into it. I had only about 100 mana left so the element of surprise would be playing a major role in this battle.

The arrow started to glow bright red. I used my Detect skill to check for signs of movement. The enemy was unmoving and was right behind the door.

The countdown had hit zero and both the girls pushed open the doors with all their might and then ducked for cover.

The room was dark but I could make out the faint outline of a shadowy figure seated atop a mounted throne. Without hesitation, I released my arrow aimed at the stubby figure and yelled the first battle cry that came to my head.

"SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKAA!!" 

Okay. I'll admit. That was a bit vulgar. No. Scratch that. It was very vulgar. Alice wrinkled her nose in my direction and Arianne cringed slightly.

I was expecting a huge explosion but I stoppdd short on seeing what happened next. Before I knew it, I was gaping at him dumbfounded.

My arrow had been cancelled out by the opponent. It took a while for me to register the whole process but then I realized that he had released a similar skill to cancel mine.

"Well. That fucked up pretty badly."

Suddenly, the entire throne room was lit up as fire broke out in a line from either side of the doors, all the way to the throne. It seems that there was a small passage, as wide as a hand and had now been lit.

All of us turned to the boss level elite monster that had now risen from its throne and was presently glaring at us.

It was definitely pissed. The creature was a head taller than the normal goblins but what made it stand out the most was the fact that it was albino white... and disgustingly so, rather than the normal disgusting green.

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I clicked my tongue in distaste and thought, Why can't there be more RED in this world?? Disgusting green and white pigs!. 

For some reason, I was addicted to the color Red. In fact, to an unpleasant degree.

I used Step to retreat towards the girls while eyeing the vile white creature. It didn't move, but was still glaring at us.

"What is it's level?" Alice whispered to me.

I used Observe on it. Soon a wjndow popped up in front of me.

*ding*

Status Window

Name: Turdor the White

Race: Goblin Lord

Level: 37

Another window soon came into sight.

*ding*

Congratulations!

You are the first person to identify this named monster. Turdor the White.

+20 INT

+20 WIS

"Ugh..."

"What's wrong?" Arianne whispered nervously.

"It's level 37" 

She let out an audible gulp.

Alice looked at me and frowned 

"Is there something else?"

"It's a named monster" I sighed. 

"So?"

I just stared at her with wide eyes. I guess people who hadn't played MMORPGs wouldn't know the threat posed by named monsters.

"Well... whats his name?" Alice asked.

I looked her straight in the eye and said with all seriousness .

"Turd the White"

I heard an angry snarl. It seems the goblin lord didn't like being made fun of because he had unshouldered his pitch black bow with a nocked arrow aimed right at me.

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