Chapter 4: CTE University

As I’m walking to the door a guy on a skateboard flies right into my head, knocking me into the grass. He lands on top of me. He gets up quickly, yells, “MY BAD”, and sprints off on his skateboard. I limp towards the door, I make it! I open the door. Inside there are students of all shapes and sizes. Immediately I notice a girl with a pentahedron-shaped head. Some tall guy with galaxy-colored hair walks by. He had a Side-profile shirt on. Talking to him is a girl who looked to be 3 inches taller than me was talking to him. The girl looked to be about 5,4. I heard the guy say something about cryptids. But I wasn’t really listening, my head was still throbbing. I walked up to some lank dude with beady and messy red hair and asked him where the Dean’s office was. He said, “It’s all the way on the other side of the school, I can call one of the janitors to drive you there”. Then he leaned close to me with his phone in hand and whispered, “Just so you know they owe me big time”. He grinned, showing all of his marble-white teeth.

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In what felt like 2 minutes, a bald, pot-bellied janitor, with an extremely long soul patch arrives. He said, “Comes on, let’s go”. As he drove me, he asked me what had happened to my head. “Ares you OK”? “What happened—why are you bleeding”?

Author's Thoughts:(Just thought I get this off my chest, this guy definitely looks like a certain Cletus Cassi- redacted due to copyright.)