Chapter 1: Everyday Morning

DING! DING! DING! My alarm blares, and the sharp sound stabs my ears. The sound may hurt but it’s the only thing that wakes me. I rub my right eye, the eye-boggers squish on my index finger. A thought pops into my head, “I wonder what eye-boogers taste like”. I rub my left eye, getting every eye-booger, including the ones stuck in my eyelashes. I raise my hand preparing, I stick my fing— KERSLAM! “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING”!!

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 My sister with her hands on her hips stares at me. “WHY IS YOUR FINGER IN YOUR MOUTH”!!! I said, “I was just trying an experience, I decided to see what my eye-boogers taste like”. She looked at me with a face of confusion and disgust. *Sigh* “Get up and get dressed I’ll drive you to school, Mind you, I’m only doing this because this is your first day of community college”. She leaves the room. I stare at the door as she leaves, wondering how school is going to be. 

Author’s Thoughts: (This chapter will probably be weird to people, maybe even gross. But I'll see what happens. Really liked writing this though.)