author note: i’m glad you all loved it ^U^ i love you all, too!! i want to try writing this story from lots of different eyes so this chapter is from the perspective of the bad guys!! to all my furry friends don’t worry it’s just fiction i mean nothing bad ^U^
“I love controlling society from atop our communist regime,” said General Cat to Blue Cookie Furry.
“I love cookies,” said Blue Cookie Furry, the President.
“Indeed, in a mere seven days, our plans to invade the Garbage Kingdom will be executed, and we steal all their trashure.”
“I love cookies,” argued Blue Cookie Furry.
“What of our soldiers?”
“I love,” began Blue Cookie Furry. “Cookies.”
“You really think the horses have betrayed us? On what basis?”
“I love cookies!” screamed Blue Cookie Furry.
General Cat’s normally sour face became even more sour, like he had some bad catnip. “You saw one sneak off at night to be with a barbarian? And another is a Garbage Kingdom spy? Why didn’t you tell me sooner?!”
“I… love… cookies…” the Blue Cookie Furry spelled it out.
“Ah, okay,” agreed General Cat, and gave the Blue Cookie Furry a muffin.
“I love cookies!” the Blue Cookie Furry ate the muffin with much joy, om nom nom.
author note: lol ^U^
“If you’ll excuse me, I have a war council to command, and an Assassin to hire,” General Cat said. He leapt from the balcony and landed on his feet two hundred feet below. After stretching his old back, General Cat’s first stop was the War Room, where he commanded his four officers; Lord Skunkcoat Vile, Flying Fox and Toothy Dan, Spotty Spots the Spotted Spotter, and Fatty Catty (who was actually a rabbit).
“I’ll make them drop dead from my smell,” Lord Skuncoat Vile agreed to attack soon.
“What do you think, Toothy Dan?” asked Flying Fox.
“I’m game if you’re game, Flying Fox,” replied Toothy Dan.
“I’ll keep a look out!” volunteered Spotty.
Fatty Catty didn’t reply, but burped in a way that everyone knew was satisfaction with the current state of affairs.
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“It’s agreed then. Now, leave, I must go to my secret mission room.”
They left, and General Cat descended to his secret mission room.
“You have a secret mission for mwah?” asked a shadowy figure with sinister intent.
The Assassin.
“Yes I do… daughter.”
“Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!” General Cat’s daughter laughed evily, with so much malice that even General Cat shivered. “Then unlock these chains that bind your poor little Lilith, father.”
“Promise, first,” General Cat commanded.
“Fiiine,” Lilith teased. “I promise not to kill anyone who’s part of Furry Nation except who you tell me to.”
“And?”
“And I promise to come back to you after I kill who you want me to, or in a week, whichever comes first.”
“Aaaaaaand?”
“Jeeze father, why are you so afraid?” she gave an evil smile that could be seen through the darkness of the secret mission room.
“You killed half the Furry Nation, your mother, and would have ended the world if I didn’t lock you up. Make the last promise or I’m not letting you go.”
His daughter chuckled, “Okay. And I promise not to kill any angels, or Jesus, or God.”
General Cat let out his breath in relief, and unlocked her chains. “Now go, and kill the horse traitors.”
But she didn’t respond, because she was already gone.
author note: lilith is an idea of my best friend who i didn’t think of myself but i think she’s cool and adds a lot of neat ideas!! next chapter after this one gets, hmmmmm, 10 who comment!!
TL note: The look at the evil side is the author attempting to understand the perspectives of those they believe are against them. While Blue Furry Cookie may first appear as purely a joke character, I believe the author was trying to use them to represent their difficulty in understanding opposing viewpoints, despite their attempts.
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