I can finally walk on all fours! You should have seen my parents' expressions when they saw me. My mother called me a genius, while my father referred to me as a barbarian. I think he meant to say that I was strong, but not in the way he intended.

Now that I've accomplished this, they're debating what to call me. I wanted to pay attention, but I was stuck in the crib while they talked. I could hear some yelling and fighting, but eventually, they started cheering with delight.

Suddenly, my father burst into the room, and the door completely fell off its hinges. My mother smacked him across the head from behind and smiled as she looked at me. "Son, we've finally come up with a melodic title!" she exclaimed ecstatically.

"It took some time, but we were able to combine your name and title! Aren't you thrilled?" my father asked. I tried to respond with excitement, but all that came out were baby noises and a smile.

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"Honey, I can tell he understands me by the look on his face!" he said, picking me up and giving me kisses on my forehead.

"Of course he understands what you're saying. He got his brains from me and his strength from you. But right now, we're talking about brains, not muscles," my mother retorted. It's strange how much she's throwing shade. I thought this was supposed to be a loving family! Before I could complain further, my mother took me into her arms.

"Son, your given name will be Methuselah. It's the name of a legendary tree that has been around for millennia. My son, I wish you a long and prosperous life, that you will remain strong no matter what happens," she explained, kissing me on the cheek before handing me back to my father.

"And, son, the Hereafter is your title. You are our greatest creation and our greatest hope. We are confident that you will achieve great things in the future. Because you are Methuselah, the Hereafter!" he declared.

The name Methuselah, the Hereafter, sounds like a badass fantasy name! As soon as they said it, a glow began to radiate from my body. "What are you doing to our son, honey?! Why is he so bright?" my mother screamed angrily. As if I would have any idea what was happening! I have no clue what's going on with me.

[You are now connected to the Level System Methuselah, the Hereafter]

My parents continued to examine me as the glowing faded away. This must be a divine blessing! For a brief moment, I thought I would receive no help in this world. Let's explore what this leveling system is all about.