Hello reader, I am Shaun. You may be asking yourself, ‘fourth wall breaking, really?’, but you must understand, I am Omniscient.

Not in the Universal way mind you, I am only all-knowing in matters relating to the Milky Way. Why, you ask? Well, I AM the creator of this Galaxy, stupid.

Ah.

I take back that comment about you being stupid, I am a kind-hearted God. Don’t believe me? Just ask Andy, he will tell you all about my good deeds. Like that time I stopped this comet called Halley from hitting Earth, you even get a nice view every 75~ human years because of it.

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But alas, I have gotten side tracked. This story, regretfully, isn’t about me, it’s about Thomas, your protagonist. According to Andy, Thomas’ scheduled death and reincarnation has the higher ups all excited. I got quite the scare when he told my why, to think it had somethmmmMMMMMMM-----

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Sorry about that, Andy covered my mouth, doesn’t want me spoiling anything. Anyway, Thomas is due to die soon, and I’ve got my best guy, Truck-kun, on it. Love that truck, did you know that he has a 100% success rate? Amazing.

Haaa, I’m going to put on my best God voice.