[SYSTEM INITALIZING…]

“What the hell is that?” Suddenly, a massive wall of information slams into my mind. It’s all I can do to stay conscious, let alone process whatever is going on.

[RUNNING I.S.E.K.A.I PROTOCOL

ADDING TITLES:

OUTSIDER-

ERROR

ENTITY NOT OF REGISTERED SPECIES

RUNNING STATCHECK PROTOCOLS

STATCHECK BELOW MEASURABLE AMOUNT

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SETTING ALL STATS TO ONE

CREATING SPECIALIZED TITLES

RESUMING TITLE ALLOCATION

TITLES:

OUTSIDER, CHAMPION OF BIFOS, LAST BIFO, HIVEMIND

ADDING SKILLS BASED ON SPECIES DESIGN:

SWIM, SPIKE MASTERY, DIGEST, INTERNAL REFINEMENT, DIVIDE

The massive brick of pure information finally stops blaring inside my head, and I’m finally able to process it. Looks like I’m in a world with some sort of system. Countless hours spent reading shitty Isekai novels are finally paying off.

Naturally, I try a few common keywords.

“Status,”

[UNNAMED ENTITY: BIFO

SPECIES: BIFODEBACTERIA

CLASS: NONE

STATS:

STRENGTH: 1

CONSTITUTION: 1

DEXTERITY: 1

INTELLIGENCE: 1 (12)

WISDOM: 1 (8)

CHARISMA: 1 (8)

APPLYING TITLES TO STATUS:

STRENGTH: 16

CONSTITUTION: 16

DEXTERITY: 16

INTELLIGENCE: 16

WISDOM: 16

CHARISMA: 16

SKILLS:

SWIM, SPIKE MASTERY, DIGEST, INTERNAL REFINEMENT, DIVIDE]

Just as I finish reading my shiny new status, I feel this strange pressure all over my strange new body. I feel myself begin to slowly expand, as if I'm getting bloated after a meal. Suddenly, the pressure alleviates, and I'm much smaller than before. But what is that other Bifo in front of me? I raise my cilia in greeting, but it does the same in perfect sync...