(Introduction)
"After being a Marshall for a while now, I learned that my decisions could either please some or hurt some. The thing is, no important choice could please everyone, but I do try my best."
(Story)
As Jetstream is out of town on an assignment, Dan is sitting outside her office, watching the many people coming and going.
Dan sees a woman riding into town.
"What??? She looks like.........
The woman stops at Jetstream's office.
"Yes, ma'am, can I help you?"
"Yes, I'm looking for a place to get a good drink. Do you know?"
"Well, sure thing, ma'am, the NiteTime saloon is right across the street there. Best saloon in town. Well...... it's our main one, anyway."
"Why, thank you, handsome. Toodle-oo!!!"
Dan watches as the mysterious woman heads to the saloon.
"Heh heh, handsome, huh?"
The woman enters the saloon with a mischievous smile on her face.
"Well, howdy, Jetstream!!! What'll ya have today???"
"Who's Jetstream? My name is Mona Chambers. I just arrived in town. I came for a good drink. Gimme a shot a' ya' best whiskey."
"Comin' right up!!!"
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As Jeann serves Mona, she remarks on her similarity with Jetstream.
"You know, Mona, you really remind me of a good friend of mine. You two could pass as twin sisters."
"You don't say, huh? Where is she?"
"She's out on business right now, but she should be back soon."
"I see. Excuse me, miss."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, let's get some life in this place. What do ya' say?"
"Uh, Mona, what are you doing????"
"Don't take it personal, sweetheart, just havin' some fun."
With the men getting drunk and whooping and hollering, Mona takes control and turns the saloon into a madhouse, upsetting Jeann.
Mona fires her gun, causing the commotion to grow and begins destroying the saloon.
Jeann tries to pull out her rifle but is covered by Mona.
"I'd just as soon put that rifle down, hostess."
Putting the rifle down, Jeann, terrified, prays behind the bar, hoping the horror will come to an end.
The gunshots alarm Dan, and he rushes over to check what's going on.
"Jeann!!! What's happening to this place???"
"I WISH I KNEW, DAN!!!!!"
Dan fires his gun into the air before entering, in an attempt to calm the situation.
A drunk man shoves Dan, causing Dan to punch him, knocking him out.
"Now, lawman, don't be a sorehead. We're just havin' a little fun."
"Well, ma'am, I'm gonna have to take you......
"DAN!!!! LOOK OUT!!!!
Another drunk man came and cracked a beer mug over Dan's head.
Mona remains on top of the bar, legs crossed, having destroyed the saloon.
"Now now, lawman. I wouldn't a' done that if I were you. Now you got cracked across the head. HEY!!! Saloon girl!!! Give us a couple more drinks, will you, dear?"
"Y-yes, comin' right up!!!"
As the saloon's destruction continues, Jetstream rides back into town.
"What in the world? There's a lot of action at the NiteTime saloon. Then again, I could use a drink."
As Jetstream enters, the entire saloon goes silent.
Mona is taken by surprise at Jetstream's appearance.
"No way. She looks just like me. She must be the saloon girl's friend."
"JEANN!!!! What happened in here???"
"I'll tell you. I just wanted to have a little fun. I didn't mean for it to get like this."
"Dan!!!!"
Jetstream wakes Dan up and tells him to wait in her office.
"All right!!! All you men, go home and sober up!!!!! Now!!"
Jetstream confronts Mona face to face.
"You are an uncanny replica, all right, but either you pay for the damages or spend a few nights in jail."
"I would, but..... I don't have any more money."
"Oh you don't, huh?"
Jetstream conceives a plan that might solve everything.
"Well then, what's your name, Calamity Jane?"
"M-Mona. Mona Chambers."
"Well, Miss Chambers, I think we can solve this without you having to go to jail. You're going to be my temporary Deputy."
"Your WHAT??????!!!!"
"That's right. And don't worry about Dan. He's gonna get a small vacation. You'll do great. I assume you know how to handle a gun because, you couldn't have done this by hand."
"N-no, wait a minute, miss........
"Oh yeah, did I mention you'll be paid accordingly? This way, Miss Chambers."
"Yes, ma'am."
(Jetstream whispers to Jeann)
"I'll pay for the damages. I'll only have her work as my Deputy until she's paid enough to get by for a while."
"Wow, Jetstream, you are a Saint."
"Well, I can only imagine the kind of day you and Dan had. I'm not gonna kick Mona out of town. She's just a young woman, aiming to have fun. You understand, right Jean?"
"I guess I do. Thanks for everything, Jetstream."
"Don't mention it. I'm glad it's all solved now."
"Me too."