I raised my eyebrow at Grotto’s claim.

[I thought improving my stats with training was some divine fuckery.]

[It is. However, I believe that I can distill the fuckery into quantifiable concepts. I have examined your mana matrix closely, and found a strange interaction occurring within your mana veins.]

[Those are different things?]

[Your mana matrix guides mana through your soul, while mana veins direct the flow of mana through your body. They are extensions of the same phenomenon, called the mana structure, but manifested in different realms. For a magical creature to increase its capacity it must improve both.]

[Sure. Makes sense.]

[When a Delve remakes a Delver’s body, it reorganizes the veins and matrix to accommodate a higher flow of mana and to respond to mana in a more dynamic way. This adjusts the Delver’s mana structure to bring it more in line with how a mana fiend’s structure operates, so that a Delver can grow stronger from mana endlessly, rather than reaching an organismal upper limit to their growth, such as occurs with typical mana monsters.]

[Isn’t this getting into some of that forbidden knowledge you weren’t willing to give up previously?]

[I have… decided to adjust your permissions in accordance with your role as co-administrator of the Pocket Delve. But you shall not speak of this to anyone else!]

[Uh-huh. Thanks.]

That sounded like code for “I changed my mind, shut-up,” but whatever helped the little core sleep at night. Not that he slept.

[The normal operation of this modified mana structure is interlinked to the System and the Delve process. A Delver can only receive so much benefit at once, or their veins are at risk of over-expansion, and their matrix will be unable to accommodate the new load on their soul. A Delve will inject mana into the Delver, who then decides in what areas to apply the mana to improve their veins and matrix prior to the injection dissipating.]

[Which is why there’s a time limit for spending stat points,] I concluded.

[Indeed. Thus, via normal means a Delver cannot improve their stats without engaging in a Delve. They do not have access to the System’s managed mana injections outside of the Delves, and what ambient mana they are allowed to draw from the environment goes toward fine-tuning other mana-consuming systems, such as intrinsic skills.

[Your personal mana veins and matrix are no different from a typical Delver’s. I believe you experienced an injection prior to arriving in the Creation Delve from your divine benefactor, which explains your bonus starting stats. Since it was not managed by the System, you were still marked as a level zero Delver. However, in order for you to acquire further stats from training, there must be a source of the additional mana injections that you are receiving in order to generate the growth.]

[Wouldn’t that also be my divine benefactor?]

[Yes, but no. It is more elegant than a godly being thrusting its essence into you from time-to-time. Beyond that, you do not cultivate the type of celestial connection that Divine casters and fighters do in order to gain access to such a benefit. You are also not a revelator, which is a completely separate path to power based on that model.]

[Xim mentioned something about that. Do you know-]

[Go and ask one of your religious allies if you want to know more about divinity and its relationship to magic!]

I held up my hands in surrender.

[Please continue.]

[It appears that your mana veins have been coated with a crystallized form of mana that is diffusing itself into your veins in dense packets, with a release mechanism governed by your activities. The mana is then automatically applied to the specific regions of your veins and matrix that have been primed to receive them through the training you’ve undergone. The growth is encouraged along both systems simultaneously.]

I made a series of thoughtful noises as Grotto continued to speak in increasingly technical terms. I was uncertain how I should be reacting to his insights, but I think I understood what he was saying.

I needed Delve go-juice to get big-strong.

I didn’t have Delve go-juice without Delve.

Something put Delve go-juice inside me to drip-drop over time.

Now I have Delve go-juice without Delve.

Arlo best hero, strongest hero.

[Not to rain on your parade, but does this help us accomplish something?]

Grotto threw up his feelers.

[Do you not understand? This manner of encouraging Delver growth is unprecedented! It is a discovery for the ages! This could fundamentally alter one of the primary functions of Delves!]

[Oh. Uh, hooray?]

[No! Not hooray! This capability is insidious and must be forbidden from ever seeing the light of day!]

[That feels like a pretty quick one-eighty from what you were just saying. Aren’t new and innovative ways of doing shit a good thing?]

The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.

I mean, innovation was usually a good thing, I guess. But innovations discovered and pioneered by Grotto? Maybe not.

[Only if your single wish is to give as many unruly humans the might of demi-gods in as short a time-frame as possible.]

[I suppose I can see the downside to that.]

[Yes. You are base creatures driven by lust, greed, and pride.]

[You forgot sloth, envy, wrath, and gluttony.]

Might as well give Grotto the entire list of choice sins while he went full fire and brimstone.

[If I listed all seven then it would violate the law of threes and reduce the dramatic impact of my statement.]

[I don’t… why do you know that?]

[The law of threes, or the seven deadly sins?]

[Both? Never mind, I know why you know that.]

[Yes, your own flamboyant mind has been arrayed against you. I will use this power to greater ends than you ever would. The world will come to fear my comprehensive grasp of linguistic technique!]

Maybe more than just my emotions were bleeding over to Grotto through our connection.

[If this is unholy knowledge, then why tell me?]

[What do you mean? So we can use it to our advantage, of course.]

[But you just said-]

[This knowledge should be hidden from other entities. We should absolutely abuse it towards our own superiority and dominance!]

[Mm-hmm.]

Grotto was moving back into the endearing megalomania I’d come to expect from him, but hey, if it helped me kick a few booties, then why not let him fool around with technology that might upset the global balance of power?

As soon as that thought concluded I changed my mind. I absolutely did NOT want Grotto to be in possession of world-altering innovation for use in his diabolical pursuit of globe-spanning domination.

[You haven’t figured out a way to make use of this newfound enlightenment, have you?]

[Perhaps…]

But then again, if I was the one who was acquiring unlimited powaaa, then it could be ok.

No.

Maybe.

[The nature of the crystallized mana is unique. I am familiar with compressing mana into similar forms–that is how mana chips are created–but the concentration of what surrounds your veins is diamond grade or higher. Two orders of magnitude more concentrated than a ruby chip.]

He stroked his tentacles together in a way that was as sinister as it was cute. It was hard to keep a handle on how dangerous Grotto was in his itty-bitty-cephalopoid form.

[Further, the technique is only useful at lower stat values. Once your mana veins are sufficiently advanced, the strength of the injections will no longer prove adequate to encourage stat growth. This technique is also inordinately expensive. It would be a ludicrous expenditure of mana for the benefits being received.]

Well, that was disappointing.

I mean, that’s good. He didn’t know how to use it. That was good. Yes.

But disappointing.

[Is that the full report?]

[Does this not excite you?]

[You just said that it’s useless with higher stat values, so it’s not much of an advantage to me. I mean, great job and all, but even if you figured it out you’d need to use it on… someone… else… Damn, am I an asshole? You could use it on Xim and Nuralie.]

[Yes. Varrin as well. He is a capable fighter who is indebted to you and with a powerful family. He would prove an indispensable tool for your cause, and his obligation toward you would only increase with such a powerful gift.]

[Eh, I mean, Varrin? He got a bit better after the Creation Delve, but it’s Varrin.]

[You must find it in your heart to forgive his prior actions.]

[The fuck? You’re just saying that because you want to use him.]

[Of course I want to use him! We will become indomitable! Unyielding bulwarks upon which our enemies shall shatter the vessels that are their dreams!]

Grotto flailed his tentacles as he proclaimed a future full of demon-lord level conquest.

[Ok, good talk. If there’s nothing else, I’m gonna go check on our ETA to Arsenal.]

Grotto stopped his flailing and composed himself.

[I have taken the liberty of banking the mana being generated by the obelisk. If we wish to pursue this endeavor, then we’ll need massive reserves. Assuming that I figure out the specific technique for creating the specialized crystal mana… and that I figure out how to apply it to a Delver’s mana veins without killing them. But such challenges are no more than a trivial stumbling block before me!]

[That locks up any expansion to the Closet. How long do you think it will take to store up enough mana?]

[The obelisk is currently producing three-hundred-and-twelve mana per hour after the recent expansions and improvements.]

[Wow, that’s a whole lot more than before.]

[Yes, this dimensional realm is a fertile source even without any modifications to the environment for generating additional yield. I estimate it will take approximately… eighteen point two nine years.]

I scratched at my beard, studying the indecipherable symbols still crawling by on the wall-slate.

[Yeah, that’s way too long to get everyone situated with-]

[Per Delver.]

[Grotto.]

[Yes?]

[Set the obelisk back to expanding the Closet. I need some bedrooms and shit. Maybe a bathroom, or at least a tub.]

The mini-c’thon deflated.

[Perhaps you are right. We must focus on enhancing our gathering rate. It would ultimately reduce the overall timeline.]

[Wasn’t that obvious?]

[I am unused to dealing with temporal matters at the truncated scale of biological meatbags that wither and die the moment a single century has passed. I rarely concern myself with such trivial inefficiencies.]

[Sure, brother. That makes sense.]

I just wanted to take a fucking bath whenever I wanted. I could probably make a tub even bigger than the one they had at the Temple of Creation. A heated swimming pool, maybe, or a Japanese style bathhouse. Yeah, that’s the one. I’d have to figure out how to portal in a hot spring, though.

Another one for The List.

I went back above deck and got ready to disembark for Arsenal.