- Memory log 4: CPT (CAT) Putra -
"NYAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~Why don't you give up, Simon? You cannot beat me in my own domain nyaa~"
"Impudent Cat." replies SC Simon, "Eros will never fall to the likes of you."
"But it will~ Nyahahahahahaa~~~" says the Tyrant Sumeragi.
"Tirtha-san~" I shouted, "It's almost time now."
"Ah Putra-chin, thanks for the reminder nyaa~" as it raises a paw upwards. "Now descend upon us! NYAA WORLD!"
With the winds violently stirring and sucking gently upwards, the dark clouds above spins into a spiral and clears out a section of the sky, revealing a night sky with a dark red moon.
"What in the name of..." mutters SC Simon aloud as Cat Tyrant does a short "nyaa~nyah~nyaa~nyah~nyaah~" dance in mid air.
"Let me explain then nyaa~...other Putra-chin, we have a guest behind you."
Turning around, I finally noticed the CAT running up to the platform I was on. Remembering him to be SSG (CAT) Lite, he runs up to MAJ (CAT) Lurker who is still down on his knees before looking over at me.
"Captain Putra. What is the meaning of this?"
"Meaning? Nothing much. Just enjoying the show before me, that's all."
"Captain. I have four Alliance officers on their way up in the lift right now. If not for the fact I ordered the lifts to be slowed down, they would have long gotten here before I could run up here."
"Relax now~I mean look at you. That stab wound in your chest won't get any better if you are this agitated."
"What are you saying?! There is no time for rest! We need to get ready to stop them!"
"Tsk tsk tsk. You are too stressed out here. Come, take a seat next to me and just enjoy the show."
"Who is that up there?" SSG (CAT) Lite asks after finally noticing SC Simon.
"Just the Alliance leader. Now do as I say and watch the show."
"You must be mad. I'm stopping him before he can hurt his furriness." says Lite as he pulls out a handgun.
"Oh no, you don't." I say as I activate my skill, stopping him in his tracks.
"What is this?!"
"It's called Form of Voyeurism, Stalker. It will hold you in place for as long as I will it to."
"Damn it! Let me go!"
"Nope. And oh, I will have you shut up now. Don't want to ruin the audio effects. Sumeragi~, you can continue now!"
"Thank you, my underling. Neow, where was I. Right about...what's that coming from behind you nya?"
"You are not making me fall for the same old behind your back trick, you dumb cat." replies SC Simon, who appears pissed for waiting for so long.
"Nyo really. Looks like one of our pillar nyaa." says Cat as it squints its eyes.
Standing up, I walk to the side of the platform for a clearer view. What seems to be a pillar was flying straight in our direction. To be exact, it was aimed straight at Cat.
Reaching in great speed, SC Simon and Tyrant Sumeragi jumps out of its path as a group of people leap out from the passing pillar, landing onto several of the floating platforms.
"Oh joy. The whole company is here now." I commented as I recognised them to be the various Alliance Officers who having been fighting against our forces up till now.
At the same time, the lift finally arrives and four Alliance Officers came running out before looking up at the sky in surprise.
"Nyah~excellent Putra-chin. Now record my speech as I unveil the Main Heroine plan nyaa!" shouts Sumeragi in excitement.
"Main Heroine plan?" says SC Simon as he raises an eyebrow at Cat.
"It hath been too long since main heroines have been casted aside as plots develop into harems nyah! The worst ones are those where the main heroine is clearly seen but endlessly bogged down by other heroines NYO! The time hath come NYAN! I SHALL MAKE M-CHAN INTO A MAIN HEROINE ONLY WORLD NYAA!!"
"Really now. That's it? All this for some lame crap like this?" disses SC Simon for the first time.
"IT'S NYOT LAME NYAH!"
"But it is. I mean. One main heroine. In the entire world. You got to be fucking kidding me."
"NOT LIKE THAT NYAH! Let me finish! I will have the world separated into many areas nyah! Each with its own main heroine and character. When they get together as planned, the next pair will be moved in nyaa! IT'S PURRFECT!"
"HMPTH. You almost made me laugh with that last one."
"Not just all NYAH! All novels, anime and any form of storytelling will only end that way nyah! Girls will also never have to worry about being flat anymore! Everyone will be at least a C-cup NYAA!"
"Actually, I think it's time your bad joke came to its end." replies SC Simon as his face becomes serious again.
"And how is nyaa going to stop me? It's too~ late~ nyan~hahahahaHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Like this." before he takes in a deep breath.
- End of memory log 4: CPT (CAT) Putra -
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- Memory log 5: MAJ (CAT) Lurker -
What have I been doing. Were all my efforts in vain? Has the Cat Tyrant succeeded in its vicious goal of limiting Eros after all?
With questions of these sorts repeating over and over in my head, I was at a complete loss. Not being able to take in anything that happens around me, I remained in my kneeling position till a manly voluminous roar shook me to my senses.
Getting up on my feet again, I could feel my clouded vision clearing up as fur drops from my body, returning me to the human form I originally was. Looking up in the sky, I saw SC Simon bursting with manliness as he faces the Cat Tyrant Sumeragi.
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"Arrhh~~I would love to have a piece of that ass." cries out a voice from a lower platform.
Turning to him, I recognised him to be COL Hitagi. Alongside with him are 1LT Mark and another First Lieutenant along with 6 yanderes behind them. Turning to another platform, there are LTC Aiel, MAJ Yuno and MRC DarkCloud with MAJ John, MSG Khairul, MSG Viniance and MSG Ahyaa running up to join them.
"What the hell, Cat? No Yaoi at all? You are asking for a butt ram, ain't you?"
"And no Guro. I will turn you into full course of meat and organs."
"What about lolis?! Even flat chests have their charm!"
"You can't blame us if it takes time to grow, right?!"
"Main Heroine? If I'm that, then it's fine by me."
"Erm...Yuno-san. I don't think this is the time to be agreeing with the enemy."
"Yes~darling! After all, he likes my Cs as they are, don't you?"
"Hey wait. What do you mean by no other routes? There are many other equally good sub characters worth exploring and ending with!"
"WATASHI NO IMOUTOOOOOOOOO!!!! AISHITEIRU!!!!"
"Genres like NTR, Rape, Monsters and whatever the Japanese mind can think of has potential as well you know."
"THAT'S RIGHT, CAT! WHO ARE YOU TO DENY THE TRUE POSSIBILITIES OF EROS!?" I shouted at the feline Tyrant.
"Nyaa...How uncouth. Well anyway, it's too late. The ritual is about complete. Soon, my new world will descend over M-chan! NYAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!"
"Not if we can stop it. Are you ready, members of M-chan?" says SC Simon.
"About time, Boss man."
"Looks like we will get to find out who’s the true tyrant now."
"Enough chatter! LET'S FIGHT!!!"
Grabbing my handgun from the floor, I reloaded as MAJ John and men fires their machine guns and rifles at the Tyrant. Blocking the attacks with its nine tails, it is forced to move when COL Hitagi jumps up to attack it from behind.
"Sumeryan~Don't run. I will slide it into you S.L.O.W.L.Y~~~" says COL Hitagi with a loud cooing voice.
"Nyo thanks. I'm not into men nyan." replies Tyrant Sumeragi coldly.
"THEN LET ME SEE YOUR GUTS!" shouts MRC DarkCloud as she flies up to attack up close with an energy blade.
Dodging her first attack, she whips out two SMGs from behind her back and fires in succession as Cat falls downward a few metres after absorbing that attack.
Along with the rest on the platforms, we fire at Cat using handguns, machine guns and energy weapons to the effect of preventing him from reacting to COL Hitagi and MRC DarkCloud's double attack.
"YAOI THRUSTING!!!!"
"YAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Cutting off eight of Cat's tails, the feline fiend screams as it tosses away in agonising pain across the sky.
"NYYAAAA!!!! How could this be! Putra-chin! WHAT IS GOING ON NYAH?!"
Shrugging his shoulders, CPT (CAT) Putra smiles as he carries on looking at Cat without a hint of planning to help it whatsoever.
"It's fine nyah. I will just use the administrative powers to fix myself up and complete the ritual NYAA!"
"Not happening today, you pussy." says SC Simon from behind him.
"NYAHA?!" says Cat Sumeragi as it backs away from Leader.
"Haven't you noticed? I'M OVERLORD ONCE MORE!" roars SC Simon as the Tyrant backs away in fear.
"Now really. If I have to say something before banishing your furry backside, it will be ["Why the fuck is it you again...?"]" says Leader Simon and he completes his charging for his ultimate attack.
"There goes the attention whore, huh." says MRC DarkCloud aloud as she shrugs her shoulders.
"It really likes getting done in good." comments COL Hitagi as his Yaoi Shtick returns to his pants for the first time in ages.
"NYYAAAAHHAAA!!! This cannot be happening! My purrfect world! I WILL NOT BE DENNNIIIYYYAAAAHHH!!!!" shouts Tyrant Sumeragi as it goes into a panic.
"Nope. Get the hell out of here." says SC Simon and his muscular arms lunges forward.
"HERCULES!!! BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!" roars Leader Simon as his attack hits the Cat Tyrant.
"NNNNNNYYYOOOO!!!!!!!!" screams the Cat as it's sent flying up towards the dark red moon.
As the Cat Tyrant Sumeragi disappears from sight, the dark clouds form up over the sky as we wondered what would happen next.
- End of memory log 5: MAJ (CAT) Lurker -
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- Memory log 1: Tyrant Sumeragi -
Nyah? What is happening? I'm flying into the sky?!
Cannot...move...must resist Simon's...NYAA!!!
Why are memories of my life flashing by?! Nyoh?! It can't be!
IMPOSSIBLE! I CANNOT DIE NYAA! I CANNOT BE DEFEATED!
I still have to...complete my Main Heroine haven where only melons exist nyaa~
Ah...the light...it's coming...
*BEEEEEEPPP!!!!*
*Silence*
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- Error: User not found. Terminating log process -
- End of memory log 1: Tyrant Sumeragi -