- Memory log 3: 1LT Jonathan -
I fell back as the force of SC Simon's out of this world jump towards the top of the Oppai statue knock me and 1LT Mark off our feet.
"Wow. That's our leader all right."
"Keep your admiration for later. Look like Kaiki has one up us." says 1LT Mark as I look at CPT Kaiki pointing his shotgun at us from his kneeling position.
Before I could say a word, I hear some shouting coming from behind. Turning to look, I watched as the female Alliance Officer we took down earlier walks over with her kudderes restraining our yanderes.
"Kaiki. Enough playing. Get up, the both of you."
"Ah darn it...and for a moment there I thought we were about to have some fun." replies CPT Kaiki in protest.
"What is going on here?" I ask in an attempt to understand the situation.
"Before we go on, I am Major Yuno. Kaiki here and us were on a special mission to have Leader Simon focus on the enemy only he could fight."
"That clears a whole bunch of questions up. Now how about letting our yanderes go." says 1LT Mark in response.
Waving her hand, the kuuderes release our yanderes, allowing them rejoin us.
"Now then. Look like we still have a beast on the loose." says CPT Kaiki and he motions at the dark black fur beast that stands up from the hole in the ground.
Without giving it a chance to completely get up, a female in an armoured suit leaps at the creature and kicks it at the back of its head. As it's sent flying towards the ground, MAJ Yuno gives the order to fire.
"Now boys and ladies behind, the thing over there would be former CPT Angel, a CAT Officer." says CPT Kaiki who walked over to our side during the distraction.
"How do we kill it?" asks 1LT Mark.
"Fine question. That's what we are about to find out."
As the last bullet is fired from the Kuuderes' weapons, we watched as the beast gets up unharmed by the previous attack. Letting out a monstrous cry, the beast looks in our direction in renewed vigor.
- End of memory log 3: 1LT Jonathan -
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- Memory log 3: 1LT Mark -
Reaching the kuuderes in a single leap, we watched as a kuudere is caught and literally torn apart into pieces with parts flying in all directions in a matter of seconds.
In immediate response, MAJ Yuno engages the beast with a series of martial art moves to fend off the creature. Ordering the kuuderes back, MRC DarkCloud joins her in battle against the beast.
"Now boys, I doubt your yanderes will be doing any good out here. Better run back and make love as they always say." says CPT Kaiki.
"A man doesn't cower in fear...though I can't imagine keeping up with more than 5 moves against that thing." I reply as 1LT Jonathan is too shocked by the suggestion to respond.
"I would love to help too. But I think more Catnip would do more harm than good. Besides, can't do much with firearms against that thing, even less with our ladies there doing all that CQC."
"That's actually a sound explanation."
"I have never made an unsound one before, if you think about it carefully."
"B-but we can't just stand here, right?" adds 1LT Jonathan.
"You are right. Miss DarkCloud might have something. But she's too busy fighting right now."
"I will the nice guy and let her know then, huh." says CPT Kaiki before running towards the fighting, firing a shot that hits CPT (CAT) Angel and MRC DarkCloud.
After he gets pounced on by MRC DarkCloud with a fist at his face, she joins us to discuss a plan.
"You have an idea to take that thing there down?" asks MRC DarkCloud.
"Not at the moment. I was hoping you have some final weapon stashed away."
"You were betting on something like that? That's a pretty bad joke."
"Well, do you?" I persisted.
"...I do. But there's no way it will work unless the thing is right in front of me right after I charged it up."
"We will go with that then. Jonathan! It's time for your top score in Close Combat to shine now."
"What are you saying? That thing is just WAY too fast!" replies 1LT Jonathan.
"Better do or die then." I reply before dropping my combat vest and running over to MAJ Yuno and CPT (CAT) Angel.
"MAJOR! Please get back!" I yelled before throwing a Catnipade that was about to explode.
Jumping back, the gas cloud of Catnip covering the beast and as expected, it turns its attention towards me. Running backwards, I watched as the beast soon made its way before me as we exchanged several blows in an instant.
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Deflecting a direct punch, I could feel the bone in my arm breaking from the residual impact alone. Performing a backflip, I shouted for Jonathan to take over.
Despite his usual inability to perform at most things, one of his key points was his insane Close Combat Skills. Dodging the attacks while stepping back, He exchanges a few blows with CPT (CAT) Angel.
Dealing the beast an uppercut followed by a roundhouse kick, he sends the beast staggering backwards. Turning around, he runs towards MRC DarkCloud in the final stretch with the creature on his tail.
As we had planned, the creature fails to notice MRC DarkCloud when 1LT Jonathan stops before her and dives to the side. Holding a long glowing blade, she cuts at the beast that lands in front of her.
"YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!"
Falling onto its back, the beast has its four limbs sliced off cleanly from its body. Running over to MRC DarkCloud's side, her long glowing blade vanishes into thin air.
"Mutsushi...a really boring weapon." she mumbles as the creature writhes in pain before us.
Before we could make our next move, CPT (CAT) Angel roars in agony once more as it flopped itself over. Using only its torso, it leaps away in great strides as we watched in shock and disgust.
- End of memory log 3: 1LT Mark -
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- Memory log 3: CPT (CAT) Putra -
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"Hmm...Cat-san. The tea today tastes a bit funny."
"Nyon? Must be the new mix my servant was preparing for me earlier."
"Yes. It's lacking something."
"Maybe because he died before completing it?"
"...well I think I have had enough. After all, Simon himself is finally here."
As the smoke from the explosion that blew up the platform about clears, Leader Simon comes into sight once more. With Tyrant Sumeragi floating in the air now as well, it looks like an aerial fist fight was about to ensue.
"SIMON! Old friend. Don't mind me here. I'm just here for the show." as the two of them stares at each other.
Without giving me a reply, he leaps at Cat and attacks with a punch that is caught by Cat's tails. Exchanging a bunch of blows and words that I was too disinterested to take note of, I watch them for a few minutes before hearing gunfire from the direction of the kitchen platform.
Staying seated in my chair, I chewed on a slice of sandwich as MAJ (CAT) Lurker walks up to join me on the observation platform I am on.
"Putra. You really have a strong fetish for voyeurism, don't you?"
"Ha. Well, I can't really be too bothered when someone else is going around with all the scheming and plotting."
"So be it. You can watch the downfall of a Tyrant."
Walking past me, he takes aim at Cat and fires till the last bullet. His shots however, were blocked by Cat's tails.
"Nyaa~can't you see I'm busy with Leader now? Why don't you wait till we are done?" replies Cat as SC Simon fires off another ball of manhood at him.
"No, your great furriness. Don't you want to fire the Nyaa~vastator at long last?" revealing the remote from his pocket.
"NYO! I DO! I DO! GIMME THAT REMOTE NYAA~!" says Sumeragi as he flies towards us with hands stretched out.
"WELL HERE YOU GO!" shouts MAJ (CAT) Lurker as he presses on the button himself.
"NYAA?!" says Cat as a huge explosion sets off, causing my table of afternoon tea to be knocked over onto the floor.
"That's right, TIRTHA! I'm no longer your slave! That was your Nyaa~vastator blowing up completely. Your reign of terror is over!"
"Nyan~ Putra-chin, what is this CAT here saying? Of course it's part of my plan."
Not being able to hold myself back any longer, I burst out in laughter as MAJ (CAT) lurker demands an explanation.
"AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Lurker-kun. I told you, didn't I? Besides, why ask our god when you can figure it out yourself? You are good at that, right?"
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" asks SC Simon in his manly tone.
"Hahaha...right. Leader doesn't know, right? Can you hear that rumbling? The remains of the Nyaa~vastator will soon crash down onto M-chan mainland!"
"Putra-chin. Don't go revealing my plans before I do nya." interrupts Cat Sumeragi.
Taking a short bow, I return to my seat as Sumeragi explains how he has placed a virus in the Nyaa~vastator so that upon its destruction, it would destroy M-chan mainland by corrupting the data as it rolls over the land.
- End of memory log 3: CPT (CAT) Putra -