I said "We are going to the gym, Tira Willness Club!"
I started thinking on what should I call the car... Then said "Car, from now on, your name is Siri 2.0!"
Siri said "Oh, you mean that stupid A.I. from that company Orange? I heard they were famous back at the start of the 21st century!"
I nodded then said "do you have any music on? Something that will give me inspiration... Like, music that will make me work harder in the gym!"
Siri opened some dubstep, I was shocked that an A.I. would open this type of music... I thought it was going to be something like (Hall of Fame)...
The car arrived at the gym, and everyone outside started looking at me since my car looks super expensive and no one knows what this car type is.
Siri said "Entering battery saving mode!"
I nodded, and it opened the door for me automatically. It wasn't until I left that it said "Suggesting you take your headphones inside with you to communicate easier with people!"
I took the headphones from the back of the car and wore it... It was actually a headphone that covers only one ear, and it had a mic coming out of it.
When I wore it, I thought I looked like those cool detectives that deactivate bombs and such! It looks amazing, and it is also comfortable to the ear!
Many people were looking at me, but no one approached me. They just saw me entering the gym and sighed then left. I went straight to the counter and give the girl there the receipt that I got copied from Alexa, she looked at me and talked some weird language with a lot of 'Ch' sound in it... I know I might sound racist, but I already knew it was Chinese because of the 'Ch' sound!
I didn't know what to do until my headphone played "Are you Voidne? Would you be interested in our premium subscription? We are making a discount for new people!"
I looked at her in the eyes and said "Yes!"
It was only at that moment that she knew that I don't speak Chinese, but then suspectedly asked "Do you speak Chinese sir? If you don't speak Chinese would you like me to find you a translator?"
I said "No, No" then pointed at my headphone. She looked at me pointing at my headphone and thought I was making a joke or something so she said "This is not funny, you should have told me you speak Chinese, otherwise you wouldn't even understand me! I won't give you any subscription, as for what you bought, there is no refund"
I understood she is working early in the morning and she might be in bad mood... But that doesn't give her the right to talk to a customer like that. My view point of Tira Willness Club already fell to the ground. I said "Ok" then started walking away.
The girl at the counter was shocked that I left just like that, after all, everyone wants to get into this gym, and the regular membership subscription is only affordable by the rich people. Tira Willness Club was one of the best if not the best gym in China!
She began to get worried since she didn't have the authority to kick customers, but before she could stop me from exiting, a guy came to her and said"Hao Hui! You are as pretty as ever! Why do you look so frustrated? If you have any problem you just need to come to me!"
I arrived at the door and was stepping out to hear that guy scream at me "Hi you! Come back here! How dare you insult a flower and leave after staining her! You think I will let you leave like this?"
I continued ignoring him and walked outside, but he chased after me like if he was looking for a fight calling me all bad names from coward, to a son of a bi-, you get the idea.
The moment he insulted my mother I stopped on the road and turned around and started walking at him.
He started laughing at my size because he was more masculine, but I just kept walking to him intending to beating the crap out of him! He might be an athlete, but I grew up in the middle east. Ain't no one can beat me to a dog fight! People in where I came from are so sexually deprived that they will force other people to have sex with them! If you can't protect yourself there, then you are out for a gay one night stand with a r*pist!
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I was intending to fight, and everyone around were looking at us. I heard cheers around me saying "Xi Jia, beat this rich kid!" "Destroy him Xi Jia!"
Looks like this shorty was famous! I stayed normal while he was talking strange fighting stances. I looked down to find his shoes untied, but me being morally superior said in english "Your shoe is untied" pointing at his shoes, but he who don't speak english got angry thinking that I cursed him mom or something, so he dashed forward to punch me, and I admit... He was fast!
But sadly, he tripped on his untied shoe and fell on the ground on a Parpican Pomegranate Glass that appeared there out of nowhere, shattering the glass with his face... A waste of a good drink.
I looked down with shock, to see blood coming out of his face that is now facing the road. He was he was screaming in pain, so I just spat at him because I disliked him cursing my mother, but then I left back to my car. I opened the car to find a policemen behind me saying that I should go with them.
I nodded, and we went to the police office were I wrote a report about everything that happened, and the lucky thing is that there were video evidence of everything that happened, they also told me that I could sue Tira Willness Club for damages if I wanted to. The policemen were so respectful to me.
I went to the bathroom to hear them talking by a chance,
Policeman 1 "Why are you guys so respectful to that foreign? Shouldn't we help people who are from the same country as us?"
Policeman 2 "That foreign guy is special! He is Voidne! He is the guy that raised $50,000,000 to charity going toward working kids in China! He never uses money to attack people, but always help them instead! Of course everyone would be respectful to a great guy like him!"
Policeman 1 wanted to speak, but I got out of the toilet. They both froze in their places, I just washed my hands and left, while they were sweating bullets.
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I finished with the stupid gym problem. Looks like I will ask Alexa to contact a lawyer so we can sue Tira Willness Club! As for Xi Jia, he tripped on his own shoe, of course it wasn't my fault.
I left the police office and went straight to home since I was so annoyed about how this day has turned. I entered the house and told Alexa to buy all the gym equipment, but I was shocked that I already have my own gym inside the house! Man, it is really good being rich! It is just the loneliness...
I opened Second Life Online's Forum, then entered inside Stecia Kingdom Forum, just to find an interesting post!
-A player kills a level 15 NPC-
A player fought against the mayor of the village and killed him, no one knows the player name nor what he got from killing a high level npc!
XXXXX#0001
I heard that that player had inhuman strength that he one shot the mayor!
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XXXX XXX#0293
Damn that player! I was coming back to report a quest to that mayor and now I have no where to turn back the quest! All my hard work was for nothing!
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I was shocked... Maybe he is as lucky as me... nahh, he must be a developer.
I went back to check the forum to find another interesting post!
-The Cheater Of Stecia Kingdom!-
I advice everyone to be cautious about a player called Voidne, they are a cheater! They reached level 4 in just 5 hours of playing the game! And in the 11 hour they reached level 6, then they disappeared from the leaderboard, but I quickly searched for their name to find him level 0! What is more shocking is that they returned back to level 4... I already sent a report to the game developers about this player, he must be cheating!
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GAME DEVELOPER#99999
We checked the gameplay of the player to tell you that he is not a cheater but a very lucky person! I never seen a person that have this dogshit luck!
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XXXXXX#11683
Voidne, if you are reading this, we would like to invite you to our guild! Hope to hear soon from you!
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XXX XXXX#13224
I checked every kingdom's leaderboard! Voidne is the highest level player in the game! It is funny for the highest level player in the game is actually in the weakest kingdom! Stecia is going to rise with so many experts!
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Well... At least a game developer defended me being not a cheater! I wouldn't like it very much if they deleted my account just because I am lucky...
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I ate lunch then went to the gym in the house to work out! Luckily with me having a lot of money, Alexa was able to secure me one of the most famous fluids that help increase strength... It also tastes good! I like the one that tastes like strawberry juice!
I worked out for the first time, but Alexa hired an online instructor to teach me how to work out! With this hologram technology, it was so amazing! I even got a lot of details I wouldn't get in person to person coaching.
After the work out I felt so tired, but I went to the bathroom, took a shower then played cutys7, which turned out to be a 3D game instead of those old 2D ones... Which meant it will help improve my reaction time greater!
I played the very first level and didn't even get a passing grade on it! This tells me how bad I am in reacting to things!
After 3 hours of trying hard, I improved and am now capable of getting D in the first level which is the worst passing grade you can get in the game!
I went outside Cutys7's room sweating, I wanted to relax and shower again, but I stopped myself because the game time was going to change today. It will start from 6P.M. and ends 6A.M. so everyone can play it... It was now 5 P.M. so I asked Alexa to make me dinner, ate it, then entered SLO capsule to log in!