Synopsis
Our intrepid hero starts his journey with a hostile and overworked narrator. Also, all his stat points have been converted to luck.
Mostly doing this for a bit of fun, updated every Saturday if work permits it. Feel free to leave constructive feedback. :)
Table of Contents
- 1It all started with a tiger wearing a top hat.2024-11-13
- 2Then a house ruined someone's day.2024-11-13
- 3And alcohol certainly didn't help.2024-11-13
- 4But in the end, it all came down to the art of evolution.2024-11-13
- 5While a strange sucking noise played in the background.2024-11-13
- 6And a couple of puppies wanted a treat.2024-11-13
- 7But that felt like nothing without a proper buff and polish.2024-11-13
- 8Maybe a happy ending if he was lucky?2024-11-13
- 9And the sinister efforts of a really good boy.2024-11-13
- 10Even though I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord2024-11-13
- 11Thankfully cushioned by an adjustable bosom.2024-11-13
- 12And some young, supple elf meat. Oh god so supple.2024-11-13
- 13Too much recycling leads to weight problems though.2024-11-13
- 14And a whole lot of stability issues with the elderly2024-11-13
- 15That requires the proper use of a hero's shining tool.2024-11-13
- 16Not to mention a bulwark's badonkadonkdonk.2024-11-13
- 17And a dragon who expressed himself in a very disturbing manner.2024-11-13
- 18While making certain we only use the highest quality of biodegradable old people.2024-11-13
- 19And show some considerable restraint that for once doesn't involve leather straps.2024-11-13
- 20But getting right to the POINT of the matter.2024-11-13
- 21With the most unromantic and depressing definition of the act of copulation in existence2024-11-13
- 22Producing an unholy union against every god, even the dragon gods.2024-11-13
- 23with a MEGATUR death ray providing some background noise2024-11-13
- 24As they're reading a book with lots of heavy breathing and soft yelling.2024-11-13
- 25Making it clear that it has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with how haemorrhoids is spelled.2024-11-13
- 26Ying and Yang being part of a perpetual sixty-nine position.2024-11-13
- 27Not to mention a kinky ring being added to the mix.2024-11-13
- 28Making sure that William thinks of happy little things while I sit on him. Very little.2024-11-13
- 29A woman that was roughly 90% bosom.2024-11-13
- 30That made the bosom begin to flow. Or roll, or whatever mode of transportation that William needs.2024-11-13
- 31But not without slapping the behind of the highly modified female.2024-11-13
- 32Until a fight with words broke out, which is worse than a regular fight.2024-11-13