First, I’m not dead!
Second, I just got my computer back! I can write again!
Third, I can’t write because it’s irreversibly broken.
Allow me to explain. After months of my computer missing, it has returned to me. Unfourtunately, while it was away, it broke. I’m not sure hiw or why, but I can no longer keep it alive for more than 30 seconds. Yes, it dies within 30 seconds. I left it on its charger for a night, and then an extra 7 hours while I wa at school. When I came home after school today, I attempted to turn it on. However... I met with a gerious message: “Your PC battery is very low”. Yes, my PC is now unable to charge properly. I don’t have the money to buy a new computer, so I can only wait until Christmas and hope my luck will pull through. However, if I do get a computer, then I assure you that January will be the month this returns. While I cannot garuntee anything about the quality, I garuntee that I will return to posting chapters.
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