We reached the daventure guild. it was made by white bricks on the outside and had red tiles. it looked so poor and shabby. the green house in my ouran high shcool looked alot better.

On the way alot of perverted men were looking at us. well the yccan't help it because we are so cute and hot and sexy especially me because not everyoane was into little girsl like Meat.

I walked into the adventure guild with Meat. It was noisy but suddenlly.. it was all quiet! 

"thats wierd" i thought. i walked to the sexy hot reception lady with glassses. She wore a Black Halo "Jackie O" Belted Sheath Dress and a red Tom Forde Lip Color Matte lipstick on. it made her look mature and domineerating. 

"Why hello pretty ladys. what can i do for you?" she said while lifting up her glasses. her eyes were scarlet and they were so mezmeriszing. 

"hi babee i want to be ann adventure along with my slave Meet." i said shyly. 

"ok" she said putting her fingers onto my lisp and then winking. "you have to take the placement exam first to earn your adventure rank! follow me!"

i followed the dominatick into the courtyard. on the way:

"beep boop! Assassin Skill: Detect Prescense Lvl 10 has detectered that 100% of the ppeople in thsi room is looking at you and Meet! some of tese glances have ill intent!"

"wow" i thought. "these pussyward adventures didnt look at me when i was facing them but when i turn around they all look at me. i bet they are looking at my firm perfect sexy sized butt!" 

But i didn't want to confront them and cause a scene so i followed the recptionist while dragging Meat's collar with gentle care and love. 

Out in the courtyard was this old man who had white hair and white beard. 

"i am the guild master Brian" he said smiling friandlily. 

"hi brian" i said and amde a duck face. 

"i will now test your skill" he said muscularly. he then said "Dragon Master Skill: Charging Dragon Beam Lvl 6". A yellow glow appear on his hand and it started growing larger and larger. 

"ahh!" said Meat scaredly. "Keereetoh! do something!"

"ok" i said a bit sad but mostly happily.

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"beep boop the man charging the beam is a Lvl 42 Dragon Warrior" said Candae suddenly. her voice was liek honey and so pleaseing to the airs.

"thank you candy" i said to my head.

i then thought "Assassin skill: Stun Crash Lvl 10" I moved at the speed of light and tapped the old guy in the forehead. 

"ow" he said. "oh no! i am stunned for 60 seconds!" he depressedly looked at me. 

"ok fine" i said since iwas so nice and gernouse. I canceled te skill.

"Thank you" he said smiling with a twinkie in his eye. "I will award you with... S RANK ADVENTURER! it is the highest rank and you are the first person in history to obtain it."

"thanks man" i said strongly and mascualary. 

The receptionist looked at Meat. "and since your slave is so cute we will promote her to A Rank Adventurer!" she said tenderly.

"nyaaaaaaaaa~~~" Meet said purring and thanking and licking the receptionist on her elbows. 

We then went back into the Adventure Guild. "I hereby announce that Kereetoh is rank S adventureer and Meat is rank A adveturere!" he declared wit a strong windy voice.

"wow!" said everyone.

"wait!" said a bad looking baldy who had scars on his face and two swords on his back and he was wearing dirty plat armor. "there's no way you can become S rank just from the beginning exam! they musthave cheated or did some favors for the guildmaster!" 

"that is true" said some people. "slut!" said other people. 

"and besides, girls cant be adventurers! they are too weak!" said a pimply long haired oily teenager wearing a robe and carrying a wooden stick. 

"Avera Allah Kevera!" he chanted... BUT NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!1 "I guess they must be the real deal because I just used identity lifter." 

"that is true" said everyone while nodding.

I got my advneteure badges for me and Meat. It was made of diamond orchialuam and mithril and said 'Kireeetoe. Rank S."

I felt so happy beacuse even in this world i was the best ins everythign! 

Kereeetoh and Meat has jsut started their adventure but what will happen next?!?!

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