i couldn't sleep at night because there was a cute little gril besides me. even though i am suppose to be a girl i still think like a guy. 

Suddenly! i felt a small hand reaching around through my clothes and undressing me.

Meat must be awake too! but why is she touching me in wierd places? could it be tat i was so beautiful that even little girls were attarcted to me?!?!

i quickly grabbed ahold of her hands.

"Eek" she screamed sexily. 

"so you were awake huh" i asked "you don't think that you could touch me unawares! i am a level 101 assassin!"

"how?! the highest level is 100!" she asked all surprised. 

"its because i am a hero from Japan!" i said assertatuvely. "now how should i punsh the little gril who was touching me inapproriately" i said smiling.

"sorry, master was just so beautiful and i couldn't help myself!" Meat said looking away and her face burning red. 

"well i should just give little nyanya what she wants" i said chucking. *Assassin Skill: Disarm and make Naked Lvl 10* i thought.

Suddenly Meat's clothes were torn to shreds and she was naked her pale skin lit by the orange firelight. I took off my clothes too but with extra attention because my clothes were very epensive. 

Oh no i thought. there was a problem. the black guy made me into a gril! how am i going to have sexy time with Meet!? Oh i kow! even though i dont have a rod thingy we can just rub against each ohter.

so i carried up Meat (she is shorter than me and being a lvl 101 Assassin i have alot of strength) up to my hips and we started rubbing against each other.

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"ohhhh Master.. nya~~~~" she panted as the friction became very pelasureable.

"You like it huh" i said. we rubbed harder and softer in a pattern and honey began dripping from our most secretful place. "Ahhhhh... Hnnnnn..." we both moaned.

The honey collected in a puddle on the ground near the firecamp.

"beep boop there are iregularitys in the area. somone is going to get summoned here!" cried Candies in a sorrowful voice.

"Oh no meat lets hide!" i said with love.

"okay" said meat and we ran to the bushes.

All of the sudden a portal appeared! it was black and two men appeared from it. they both looked wierd and could possibly be rapers. maybe they were after us!?!?

"there is a prescense in the bushes" the shorter man said. 

"very well" said he tall man with the crown. He started walking towards us. My heart began to beat really fast as i grasped Meat's hands. i didn't want to be rapd! 

BOOM! all the sudden the man slipped and fell on the ground! He slipped on the honey puddle we left behind!

"owwwwwwww!" he said. "i think i sprained my ankle."

Using this perfect moment i used Assassin Skill: Twiight Shrowd Lvl 10 and threw a giant smoke bomb on the ground. It was hazy and they couldn't see us. Then i grabbed Meat and ran away like a ninja.

will Kiroatoe and Meat escape from the crutches of Jerome and Blackie?!?!