I woke up. The azuree skyee greeted me. It was dotted with marshmelloh clouds. a refreshing wind blew past the planes and picked my skirt up. Wait what? i have a skirt?!?!

I looked down. "ohmygod!" i said squiemishly. the wind blew past and my underwear was shown. "kyahhhhhh" i screamed. my underwear had a teddy bear imprnt on it.

i ran to the lake where it was clear and i could see my reflextion. i turned into a gril! my once handsome sexy chilselled features was now soft bright but still sexy. I had mostly long black silken hair the color of the darkest night running down my back but there were streaks of blond. My eyes were still golden green and amber. I was wearing a Carolina Herrera Women's Icon Collection Flared Silk Gown. Its stylish black tight design amplified my ample hourglass figure. I had Urban Decay UD XX eyeliner and it gave me a smoky wild look. My Guerlain Ochidee blue lipstick matured my face while my knee sock leggings gave my legs an elegant covering. I was barefeet but my feet were sexy too. 

now that i knew who i was i needed to know where i was adn secure food water and shelter. i look around me. aside from the planes tere were only one yeelow brick road leading out. i guess is should follow it?

i started walking but SUDDENLY 

"beep boop its me Candie the sexy robot ai who lives in your head." the husky sweet voice talked to me.

"hi candy" i said in my head. 

"master-sama i just wanted to tell you that your Assassin skill *Detect Presence Lvl 10* has shown that there are three bandits heading towards us from down the road in a caravan. what should we do?"

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"i will handle it" isaid with macho and carefulness. 

I marched up and i saw the bandits. they seemed to be sneakily slidingly down the road and was looking out.

"halt you incebile hooligans" i declared. they saw me and then smiled with teeth. "ooo looky a pretty gril here. you shouldnt travel such dsangerous raods alone... itll be a shame if somethng hppanned to you. now come wit us nice uncles and we will guide you to te nearest town from Azeroh."

one of the smelly bearded bandits reached out and tried to lift my skirt up.

"iyahhhhhhhhh! hentai!" i screamed. 

"beep boop Assassin skill *Massacre Lvl 10* activated" said Candey 

All the sudden the tree bandits were all dead. they were all cut up by a mysterous power. fingers, pensies, heads, blood, and gut flew everywhere. 

"beep boop Assassin skill *Evasion Lvl 10* activated" said Candee. I dodge the explodeing mess wit skill and noting dirtied me.

"beep boop you have gained a level. you are now a Lvl 101 Assassin. althoe the highest level is 100 your skill Lactose Potential allows you to go beyod and cultivete more power!" she said gleefully. 

"awesome" i said seductively

what will heppen next?!?!

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