“So you woke up in a forest with no memories?”

Gasp!

“Breast size equals strength??? What made you come to that conclusion? It’s too bizarre! Hahahah~! But I like it!”

“Hmph, if I got to name you, I would’ve given you a mightier name. You definitely deserve a better name, don’t you think so too?”

“Oh, a leopard? That reminds me of my cute little assassin girl... Oh? The leopard followed you even without a contract? That happens, but rarely.”

“...I think that must’ve been one of the explored ruin’s unsolved mysteries. It might’ve reacted to your special blood or other sorts of presence.”

“Wanting to make you her servant? Hmph, you should’ve killed her or made her your slave. How dare those insignificant young mistresses do that. Always maintain your image and prestige. If you show kindness, they will take your action as a hint of weakness.”

“,,,”

“You were too rash to enter Tong Tian Tower. You should collect more information first. Humans should have enough documentaries for your needs.”

“Pomen Rainforest? I think... I remember it. It’s one of the popular spots for Refining. As long as you follow the sun, I heard it takes little time to get in and out?”

“...healing each other? How were they healing each other?”

“...”

“...that, ah, hm, ok...”

“Hmm, Bloody Queen is good, but they need proper cultivation. Right, what’s your bloody queen’s ‘fighting prowess’? Only so-so? Too bad~ If you cultivate her properly, her ‘fighting prowess’ might go up fast. You should spoil your Bloody Queen. You will be surprised how fast she gets affectionate.”

“Thorny Flowers...?

“Ugh, those nightmares. If you can have them as your ally, they are strong, but I have only seen a few who could cultivate thorny flowers. I don’t know their cultivation method either, but if you can develop them properly, they’re a force stronger than any army ever could be.”

“Hoh, a Lich. Liches can be annoying sometimes, you know. He paid the price for looking down on you.”

“Well, studying is good, but that teacher is too suspicious. Didn’t you say you met her in the principal’s personal library? How can a normal teacher be in the principal’s personal library? And she seemed like someone who knows where to aim her ‘attack.’”

“No, I’m not overthinking. Her care for you is too much. Think about it, which teacher takes their student to her house and treats them [Alchemized Cooking]? It’s [Alchemized Cooking]. Do you even know what it is?

“It’s on an entirely different level even compared to alchemy! Want to know how many times I got to taste [Alchemized Cooking]?

“Only once! That too, I was lucky to meet one. It was around then when I got to know of this extinct profession. And she treats you with Alchemized Cooking every single day? Do you know the cost of one such serving? It would be...

“Forget it! I can’t put a price on something that can’t be found!

“Has the world changed so much in these thousands of years I’ve slept? While it is possible, from what you said so far, I doubt it. Soaring Dragon Continent might’ve fallen from their prime. Humans used to be so arrogantish that even those old fogies coughed out blood.”

The story Tian Lang described was half-true. He naturally didn’t reveal his origin or race. His story started from the forest as a human who lost his memory. With slight changes here and there, he made his already ridiculous life more bizarre and funny.

Since the Serpent Empress wouldn’t be leaving this seal soon and was also his Guardian Beast, who can’t betray him, Tian Lang had little to no qualm about entertaining her.

But he couldn’t quite understand what she meant at the end.

“Ah, you don’t understand? Hmm, let’s see~” Empress Fei Wen Li shifted her golden hair to the opposite side, giving Tian Lang a good view through the gaps of her arms. “Humans were one of the strong races in Tong Tian Tower. From the level of students and teachers you described, I can say they are much weaker than my time.”

Rather than listening, his gaze attracted the gaps of her slender arms.

Empress Fei Wen Li’s slight shift worked way too perfectly. She smiled softly as her forest eyes glittered with mischievous intentions.

“Now that I think about it, you really are clueless as a man. Healing(?), and siphoning Qi? How can you call yourself a true Alpha when you haven’t pushed a single female down?”

“Push a female down? Won’t they get hurt?”

“...”

Empress Fei Wen Li was dumbfounded.

‘Aren’t you a bit too innocent? The contrast of your personality is really too... shocking?’ The empress couldn’t help but lampoon inwardly. But soon, she broke into laughter so hard that she had trouble breathing.

“Pfft, hahahah~”

“Hahaah~”

“You really are, too, too innocent~!”

Although it seemed like the Serpent Empress praised him, Tian Lang found it offending for curious reasons.

“Who said I haven’t pushed a female down? I have! But how does pushing a female down relate to being an Alpha!” Tian Lang’s nose flared, indicating he was genuinely offended.

“Oh~? But you haven’t told me anything like that. Are you not lying~?”

Tian Lang snorted with his nose and raised his chin. Indicating that it was so trivial that he hardly found it mention-worthy. “If you won’t tell me how Alpha and pushing down females are related, then forget about it!”

“Aww, why are you so grumpy. When you tell me who and how you pushed her down, you’ll naturally understand,” saying so, the Serpent Empress leaned forward and turned to him, causing her fleshy mounds–no, mountains–to squeeze on the unknown platform.

Gasp–

Tian Lang took a sharp breath, I want to be that floor!

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“Ehem,” Empress Fei Wen Li sent a penetrating gaze at Tian Lang, “Are you telling or not?”

“Hmph, if you try to fool me, I’ll throw this pendant away and never return!” Tian Lang threatened.

“Sure~ sure~”

Softening his voice, Tian Lang added to his story about the last time he met his beautiful friend, Xue Wu Xia. How he chased and pushed her down. How they spent a moment, yet an eternity. How he had the fierce urge to eat her up and squeeze her into him.

Empress Fei Wen Li scratched her chin and turned away. Evidently, Tian Lang’s passion made her feel a bit awkward.

“So~ have you tried this on another girl? Or felt that feeling of getting connected.”

“Hm? Maybe a little with Teacher Meng? I don’t know. It felt a bit weird and different from Wuxia and incredibly faint too.”

“Anyone else?”

“Well, I tried it with Teacher Wu Hen but nothing. Actually, it was the same with Teacher Meng at first. It’s only lately that I got that faint feeling from Teacher Meng.”

“Hm~? How about this Empress?”

“...you sure?” Tian Lang questioned. This was his first time sharing his close secret with someone, and he hadn’t expected the Empress to offer herself to him.

“You said it’s like communication between souls.” One hand of the empress touched below her neck, “This body is a projection of my soul. Don’t you think we can understand more of your ability if this works?”

Tian Lang had no qualms about it from the start. It wasn’t like he had to do anything.

“Sure.”

Tian Lang stared straight into her eyes with his piercing gaze.

The sudden silence made Empress Fei Wen Li subconsciously comb her golden hair. “Do we have to stay silent like this?” she asked.

“I don’t know, but I think it would be better if we were closer.”

“How close?”

“Like face-to-face close?”

The Serpent Empress’s body rose slightly as her hands brought Tian Lang up. Her face slightly above his, Tian Lang could feel the almost unbelievable light sensation on his chest. “Alright, then...” she said, waking him up with her satisfied smile.

This, however, caused Tian Lang more trouble. The already lively rod was adamant on evolving to the heaven-announcing rod. But this time, he was calm.

He, no, they were free of any obstruction, such as clothing.

Yes, he had nothing and no intention to hide!

Naturally, with their bodies stuck together, it pressed on her abdomen, where her waist and tail connected. As her body below had less substance, it was slightly illusory and silky soft.

The strengthened rod easily poked on her soft body, like it was dominating her.

“Ah, I’m truly being molested with no power to defend myself~”

Looking at her teasing smile, Tian Lang shrugged his shoulder. However, the pumping blood on his rod and the slight friction gave him those strange tingles which felt unbelievably... good?

“Alright, then, eyes, is it?”

Forget about her eyes, Tian Lang couldn’t get his mind out of her parting lips, neck, breasts, and hips.

Tian Lang gulped, and his hands gently landed on her hips. From the first time he noticed that hip, he felt it had to be hugged by him. Although it was too soft and gave him the illusion that a slight force might go through her body, the feeling was satisfactory.

“Hey, what are you doing?”

“I!” Tian Lang gulped once again, “I want to siphon your Qi!”

Declaring so, Tian Lang leaned and pressed his lips against hers.

For he knew this was the feeling of wanting to siphon her Qi!

He didn’t know before, but he wanted to do the same to Xue Wu Xia! To siphon her Qi!

Now what? Right, my tongue!

With no complications, his tongue slipped to her mouth.

Now, come Qi!

But there was no Qi, he tried to stimulate the qi with his tongue, but that didn’t work either. He felt he had to move and do things, but not quite sure how and what.

It was then, a pair of hands gently caressed his hair.

Empress Fei Wen Li grinned and asked again, “Are you sure you want to siphon my Qi?” her face smiling.

“I... am not sure what I want to do,” he replied in confusion, the urge driving him got calmer.

It wasn’t as violent as how he felt towards Meng Delan. It was a lot more gentle but strong nonetheless.

Maybe it was because he knew this mighty Serpent Empress belongs to him, or his impulsiveness, he had less self-restraint towards her.

The grin on Empress Fei Wen Li’s face brightened. There was no way she was handing such an exciting job to some little girls. She couldn’t let her Master be played by some little girls, could she?

This might be a little taxing, but nothing she couldn’t handle. And she could use something lively after thousands of years of loneliness and plain dreams.

“It can’t be helped. Let this Empress teach you how to push a girl down. For that, first, you must be able to properly kiss.”

“Kiss?” he asked back.

“Yes.”

“What is Kiss? How do I Kiss?” he suddenly shook his head, “Why do I have to push a girl down?”

“Oh? Did you just not want to push me down?”

“Eh?” Tian Lang felt confused. Now that he thought back to Meng Delan, he had a strong feeling of pushing her down and ravaging, and this time, it was similar but gentler, which made him feel confused. “So~? It is related to me being Alpha?”

“Of course, all males desire females and push them down at one point. If an Alpha can’t even do what a normal male can do, can he even be the Alpha?” The Empress patiently explained, not forgetting to relish every moment of it.

“W-what is kissing?”

The Serpent Empress felt a sense of urgency from his voice.

The strong contrast between his headstrong personality and confused about the weirdest thing was simply unbelievable. She smiled, “It is easier if I show you.”

Her fingers lifted Tian Lang’s chin as she kissed him, slowly and gently, making sure he felt every part of it.

When she parted, Tian Lang couldn’t help but question, “Just this? What’s so great about it?”

“Haha, of course not, this is just a simple kiss, boy, but it already has too many things hidden in it. You can’t learn anything if you’re in a rush. Why not relax first?” as the Empress spoke, a strong floral scent drifted inside the shield.

Tian Lang couldn’t help but take a deep breath. The scent was so pleasant that he had to relax. He took two satisfying breaths before realizing the source of this pleasant scent was his Serpent Empress, Fei Wen Li.

Before he could dive into her bosom, Empress Fei Wen Li once again kissed him, just like before.

But now, his full attention was focused on this beautiful Serpent Empress.

The soft sensation of her lips sent a shiver down his spine. Gentle and caring emotion poured in his heart as if the serpent empress conveyed her feelings through her lips.

Tian Lang felt touched. It had to be mentioned that it hadn’t been long since they met, and what he was feeling wasn’t something that could be forged.

These lips introduced him to a whole new world, and he wondered what these appetizing lips would taste like.

His eyes peered into Empress Fei Wen Li’s. Her caring attitude infected him as he caressed her smooth back. Seemingly wanting to wash away all the loneliness she had suffered.

Lips parted, he gently sucked her lower lip.

It had a light taste. He couldn’t quite come up with a reference, but it had a faint natural taste to it. Above all, that softness coupled with her gentle flavor made it hard for anyone to get enough.

Empress Fei Wen Li tilted her head and similarly sucked his upper lip. Like this, they alternated between lower and upper lips as time passed.

Finally, after who knows how long, the Serpent Empress pushed his chest back, but Tian Lang was in the zone. He showered countless kisses on her soft cheek, glittery hair, slightly pointy ear, and that soul-attracting long neck of hers, as his gentle hand and abdomen squeezed firmly around her body.

When that didn’t seem enough, he passionately licked and sucked on her collarbone, leaving a series of hickeys that only lasted for seconds.

And by order of positions, his next target was naturally the massive mountains that felt ignored. However, just when he was about to lay his corrupted fangs on them, a pair of hands dragged his face up.

The Serpent Empress smiled in satisfaction. Although things were simple, his manly instincts were sharp.

She lifted his eager face and spoke in her unique tone of a Ruler, “Getting impatient, are we? You haven’t even learned the proper kiss, why the hurry?”

Tian Lang didn’t speak further and dived on her lips again.

Empress Fei Wen Li’s lips parted with a smile as their tongues met for the third time. But this time, with an Empress as the Teacher, things were bound to be different.