And as you already know Meng Hao met the frost soil demon emperor, Zhixiang and others, now lets go to the time when they all returned to planet south heaven.
“All Hail to the Lord Fifth and gain eternal life, when Lord Fifth appears who dares cause strife!” the whole tribe cheered, the reason was they could now be save as long as they follow the parrots instructions,
They trusted on the parrot and he saved them, they were full of gratification it doesn’t matter if they need to become a vassal of another tribe as long as they could be saved.
“When can we meet the Crow tribe mighty lord?” Zhu Hang asked, “Wait for two weeks but before they lets practice the formation!” the parrot bellowed.
For two weeks they practiced while ensuring the rain, some mortals are already showing signs of weakness, the violet rain has already taken its toll, but they could do nothing about it and just grit their teeth while enduring.
When there’s only two days left the parrot and the meat jelly left promising to return, the two went to Meng Hao telling him their story, Meng Hao agreed taking the crocodile tribe as a vassal and started to journey towards them.
Hao Shun was at first overjoyed when he saw the parrot and the meat jelly but when he saw Meng Hao he was filled with dread and fear, “Is this the two’s master? How formidable! Now I know why those two are overpowered.”
He thought, they swore fealty to the golden crow tribe in exchange formation for them to be saved against the apocalypse.
The battle their tribe fought the following weeks, it was the most bloodiest fight they ever fought many of their experts died on such encounters but in exchange it sharpened them, being baptized un blood let them accumulate such bloody aura that can scare other cultivators.
Hao Shun and Zhu Hang admired Meng Hao more and more the farther they travelled, his decisiveness and martial power awed them and now they also put their trust on him whether they survive or die.
One day however the parrot suddenly called them teach them some formation, “ the Immortal Execution Formation, created by none other than myself, Lord Fifth. Dammit, this spell formation never screwed Lord Fifth over nine times. That never happened! Start running in the way I taught you. Use the steps of the Immortal Execution Formation. Three circles to the left, three circles to the right. Shake those butts…. Go as fast as you can! Now, call it out with me, Have Faith in the Lord Fifth and gain eternal life, when Lord Fifth appears who dares cause strife?” the whole crocodile tribe have their mouths wide open, what kind of formation in the whole world requires them to shake their butts? Some where reluctant to do it but when they saw the effect of the formation they were filled with fear. This formation uses people as its base! With hundreds, you can rock Core Formation. With thousands, you can strand Nascent Soul. With tens of thousands, Spirit Severing doesn’t count for a fart! With millions, you can shake Immortals!
When the battles go to a dire straits they use the formation as a final card, while the enemies are trapped inside Lord Fifth do what he does best, screwing the fluffy beast of the enemies while Meng Hao kills the enemy cultivators with his hundreds of thousands of beasts, they continued on this path until they finally reached the black gate.
Hao Shun became the crocodile tribes new chief after the death of the previous, he looked on how will Meng Hao will save them, this is the final push to safety and he’s determined to offer his life for his tribe, it’s funny all of this is happening just because he encountered that frivolous bird, his experiences until now is thanks to that bird “I can’t imagine myself saying this but it’s really worth it having Faith in that bird” when the fighting finally started he shouted to his fellow tribesmen, “My family this is the final trial if we pass this we will finally be saved!, so lets shout together HAVE FAITH IN THE LORD FIFTH AND GAIN ETERNAL LIFE, WHEN LORD FIFTH APPEARS WHO DARE CAUSE STRIFE!”
The whole tribe started to chant and execute the formation, while all of the tribes have their blood boiling a familiar ranting occurred, “A FEAST! Hahahaha Lord Fifth is truly blessed by the heavens! So many FLUFFIES! I’LL SCREW YOU ALL TO DEATH!” the whole golden crow tribe could do was just to smile wryly or pretend they never heard it, the enemies however were infuriated and disgusted at the same time.
When the battle ensued the, while Meng Hao and the other are fighting seriously the parrot started to do its own thing, SCREWING the fluffy beasts, many poor beast lost their virginity to the heroic Lord Fifth, many beast trembled in fear when they see Lord Fifth they tried to flee as best they could, every beasts fear is not safe against the terror of Lord Fifth.
“You perverted parrot stop showing off that’s immoral!” shouted the Meat Jelly, “Shut up BITCH! Can’t you see I’m busy here so screw off!” replied the parrot.
For the whole duration of the fight the parrot kept screwing every enemy beast it could encounter until it is all over, they won to be precise Meng Hao won it for them, the parrot also reunited with his church of the golden light which also contributed to their heroic victory, with his wifey the outlander beast they trampled beast and cultivator alike, Hao Shun swore that he will teach the incoming generations to come about the story of Lord Fifth and how he save their tribe.
Many years have come some heard the story over and over again about a strange parrot and it’s jelly assistant, many believed that it was just a story but some believed it was true one of them was Zhu Hang he’s now an elder of the tribe he always teach the youngsters on the story of Lord Fifth and always told them that they must have faith in him, he taught them the chants and formation that Lord Fifth has given and also taught them the morals that the meat jelly have given them.
One day however because if tumultuous times the golden crow tribe was attacked, many brave warriors tried to fight, but still they were slowly beaten until total annihilation awaits them, Zhu Hang hoped that their patriarch and parrot will come to save them, he still believed that Meng Hao and the Parrot will come.
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“They will come the patriarch and the Parrot will come I’ll just need to have faith and believe Lord Fifth will come” Zhu Hang thought, while on the verge of defeat he thought about the first time he saw the parrot, on how it almost killed him on how it killed his companions, he was just a lowly qi disciple during that time now he’s a late formation cultivator, it’s funny to think that in his olden days he will think about the parrot and miss it’s eccentricity with the meat jelly, the younger him will never think it’s possible that their fate will be entwined, he just wants to see the parrot one last time.
Hao Shun fought with every strength that he have, now that he’s in the middle nascent soul stage he thinks that it’s his responsibility to protect the golden crow tribe the tribe that saved them the tribe that was handed over to them by the parrot.
All those who survived the violet rain who are still alive felt eternal gratitude to the parrot so they decided that they’d rather kill themselves rather than let the tribe fall, they laughed at the face of death which in turn terrorized the enemies, who would ever think that this tribe is full of deathsworns that would rather choose death?
The enemies were terrified at the scene that’s unfolding to them, from qi condensation to nascent soul eccentrics they were utterly terrified, they outnumbered the enemy ten to one but somehow they are being pushed back.
Utter chaos ensued, it was a total war that has a whole tribes faith, despair is already creeping in the eyes of the golden crow tribe until finally they saw hope.
Giants formed from the violet sea emerged, followed by a squawk of a parrot and preaching of the meat jelly, the old tribe members were filled with joy, the younger ones now started to believe while the enemies are starting to tremble because of shock and awe, who could ever fight those giants made of violet sea anyways? Before they could even come close their life force will be sucked away, so they started to flee.
“Bitch! Stop being noisy already!” “Just listen to me immoral parrot stop being perverted and change your ways already” “Shut up! Goodbye freedom hello wifey sigh I cant screw whoever I want while that outlander beast is being clingy to me, my fluffies I’m sorry I cant screw you to death because I still need to take care of my wifey” the parrot spike in a sad tone.
“Move to formation everyone! Three circles to the left, three circles to the right. Shake those butts!”, the remaining tribe members executed it perfectly even though they felt a bit awkward because of shaking their butts, Zhu Hang's hard work finally paid off, a grand formation sprung up, the enemies saw giants running around in circles, they tried to run but when they looked behind them a same cloud of dust sprung up with giants also running inside, now they were trapped they pleaded helped to their patriarch hoping he would come and save them, a great battle ensued with nowhere to run the hunter became the hunted.
Meng Hao is behind them while the remnants of the golden crow tribe is in front with nowhere to run a bloodbath ensued, the outlander beast, parrot and meat jelly combined to become a cultivator it has a spirit severing aura which made their enemies utterly terrified, when the meat jelly controls the body he tried to annoy the enemy to death with his useless preaching when the parrot takes control he uses all of his finger “techniques” against his enemies rear, from beast to cultivator no one is spared everything will taste despair and humiliation but when the outlander beast takes control a bloodbath ensues some will lose their heads, limbs or organs some will explode to meat paste while others crippled.
The enemies still hoped for their patriarch to come, they thought that he will save them so they held on by the time of two incense to burn they lost half of their forces, they still clung into the hope that their patriarch by the time an incense stick to burn they are almost exterminated, despair fell through their minds why wouldn’t their patriarch save them? This question lasted until finally the last one died carving despair on his face and question on why their patriarch didn’t come.
The whole golden crow tribe was filled with joy, the old veterans were happy that their faith was not misplaced Lord Fifth did come and save them with their patriarch of course celebration filled the air, “Ok now everyone listen to Lord Third ok? For one to live upright one must…” the jelly started preaching already while the parrot is busy scamming people with his wifey, sometimes he will try to escape his wife and go to the wilderness to find some bird to screw over for him living a married life is hard, when one time he went out the parrot saw a young cultivator journeying in the woods he approached the young lad and fed him a lot of “information” for an exorbitant price that young lad was little tiger.
When Little Tiger found out that he was scammed he bellowed to the heavens, he ask about the parrot and it’s whereabouts but the more he asked the more he was astonished he found out that the Parrot was Meng Haos pet and that pet was worshipped here, when he thought about Meng Haos antics it now made sense like owner like pet.
He was astonished when he heard the parrots story, it’s misadventures, when he tried to ask where it is he got no reply they all just said that when you meet the parrot you will have good luck well if you forget about the scamming of course.
Wherever the parrot goes, scammed people will fill the road no matter how the jelly preach the parrot the Parrot will always be the parrot.
For thousands of years this story will echo “SHUT UP!!!!” literally will echo, the scamming of the parrot and the preaching of the meat jelly will be passed on.
When the first severing arrived on the two they chose this.
The parrots first severing “screwing every fluffy beast it could find"
The meat jellies first severing “conversion of the parrot"
End…?
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