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(ISSTH Contest) Misadventures of Lord Fifth
Chapter 2: Gaining new Followers, Obtaining new troubles

Chapter 2: Gaining new Followers, Obtaining new troubles

When the leader of the monster horde saw a colorful streak of light heading towards it, it bellowed and started to charge at the colorful streak of light, “You immoral parrot come back here! Stop being immoral!” shouted the meat jelly, “Shut up BITCH! Can’t you see that I’m having fun here? And look! The fluffy lion cant even wait for me anymore! I need to take care of business so behave and don’t disturb me" said by the parrot

Hao Shun will never forget the scene when he saw the parrot suddenly attacked the wolf, he wasn’t even sure if it’s right to even be called an “attack" because the “techniques” used by the parrot are all lascivious, immoral, and worst of all disgusting. Hao Shun doesn’t know whether to laugh or to cry, the peculiarities of the parrot maybe disturbing but still it is helping his tribe, so he could only just let it be.

“Stop killing innocent mortals that’s immoral!” shouted by the meat jelly to a level 2 lizard, the meat jelly transformed into a club and started smashing the lizard until it becomes paste, the chaos continued for hours, the meat jelly smashing the monsters and the parrots shameless and weird antics gathered the attention of the whole tribe, “A divine beasts! It’s a divine beast!” shouted by a early core formation expert, they didn’t mind the meat jelly but the whole tribe were immensely disturb by the parrots actions, once they saw it repeatedly enter the lions behind leaving a sound of ecstasy, they don’t know whether to be happy that they were saved by the parrot or pity the poor lion, they also saw it enter the many other beasts behind while leaving many cursed words, the poor creatures have nowhere to run every beasts virginity is at stake, none can run against Lord Fifth, no beast were given mercy and all are treated equally by Lord Fifth, if you have feathers your done for if not your still done for because the meat jelly will just smash the creatures that Lord Fifth doesn’t care about

The whole tribe was saved sadly though some have perished on the onslaught most are qi condensation cultivators, many were weeping someone’s father, brother, and son was lost while the people are grieving they suddenly heard an argument, “Hahahaha Lord Fifth is happy that was exhilarating!” “YOU! YOU! PERVERTED PARROT! STOP BEING SHAMELESS!” bellowed the meat jelly, “WHY CANT YOU JUST SHUT UP BITCH! We still have business to take care off” “What business? ” “You idiot jelly, conning them of course!”

Everyone was exhilarated after hearing it and of course the core formation experts will not just let it slip idly by and started to prepare against the two, “Look at what you made me say you damn bitch!” “hahaha! It’s called karma so stop being immoral already and listen to me, an upright person who always humble themselves will  always be rewarded and those aloof shall be humbled, now my perverted parrot follow my words and you will be saved" “You annoying bitch just shut up already!”

 The people were dumbstruck at the scene when suddenly Hao Shun started to talk to them

“Mighty beast we thank you for your assistance may we ask what reward you may ask we don’t have many spirit stones though” the whole tribe unconditionally agreed that making these two beast angry is worth the trouble so they could just so this to prevent more trouble

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When the Parrot heard it he was depressed when he heard it but suddenly smiled a creepy smile, “If you don’t have many spirit stones then I wont ask you for it but I want all of you to be mu followers!” 

The whole tribe was flabbergasted, it’s ridiculous for them ro be following a beast because when they follow it their totemic sacred ancient will be furious and at the same time make them weak because of the lost of faith power

“That’s not possible following you will be betrayal to out totemic sacred ancient!” shouted Zhu Hang followed by affirmation of his fellow tribe members.

“Ok I’ll just ask you sacred ancient to be my follower!” declared by the parrot, the whole tribe was speechless how many times will this parrot surprise them of its absurdity? First it wanted to scan them second it wanted for them to be its followers and now he wants their sacred ancient as well? That was ridiculous until this happened. 

“I will follow you as long as you will protect this tribe!” said by their totemic sacred ancient, its an old alligator it doesn’t have feathers so the parrot just ignored it, “Now I got your sacred ancients permission your all my followers now listen and repeat after me, Have Faith in the Lord Fifth and gain eternal life, when Lord Fifth appears who dares cause strife?” silence reverberated that day.

When the next day came Lord Fifth and the meat jelly started preaching in their followers even though some are annoyed when they remembered the peculiarities of the two they shuddered in terror and just listen in the two, Lord Fifth taught them his formations while the Meat jelly taught them his so called morals this repeated day after day sometimes the two will go somewhere that’s the time when tribe will have its peace and quiet, they were curious on where the two have always gone but just let it be to avoid calamity.

The elders by the time went by found out how powerful the parrots formations are and started learning it seriously, while the children played with the meat jelly, bouncing on it chatting on it made the children are happy, this life continued until the arrival of the violet rain or the apocalypse of the western dessert.

“What shall we do? We don’t have the means to fulfill those requirements to be saved we don’t even have the right to enter the plain!” said Hao Shun, “Endure! We will find a way to save you all just have faith in me Lord Fifth” “Well this is the first time I see you doing good deeds? Have you finally converted perverted parrot?” asked the meat jelly, “Humph! Shut up bitch I’m saving them because they’re my disciples idiot! Lets go to Meng Hao maybe he can help" said the parrot, “How long do we need to endure?” said Zhu Hang, “As long as you can just have faith in me Lord Fifth I’ll save you all” “lets go perverted parrot Meng Hao might leave us!”. 

The two flew away bearing the whole tribes faith