Entering Hell_Isekai Roulette

Simon looked up. He was pretty sure he was in hell.

Literally. There was no sky, just a cavernous expanse of crimson stone. Everything was on fire. Everything.

There were some stick thin charred trees. They were on fire. There was some lava. There was fire on top of it. Somehow. There was a slime. On fire.

Hmm. Why is the slime on fire?

A couple minutes later, Simon was running as fast as he could away from a burning slime.

Panting, he looked at a new message on his status.

Error! [User] has entered the incorrect realm. Attempting to fix:

Failed!

Attempting to convert [Emerald] type [User] to [Ruby] type [User]

Failed! Skill [Point Preservation] has interrupted the conversion process and the deletion of your skills!

Query: What should be done about [User Simon]?

Processing…

Conclusion: [User Simon] will be granted [Ruby] type and keep [Emerald] type.

[User Simon] has become a [Ruby Emerald] type!

As a [Ruby] type, you have been granted access to the [Mutations] system!

[Point Preservation] has evolved due to the [Mutations] system! It will now prevent tampering of [Mutations] as well!

A random [Mutation] has been added due to your transmigration status!

Error! The system frowns on your actions. You have discovered an exploit! Error! Error! System favor reduced by: 9999999999999999 Error! Error! Error!

You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story.

Solution: System favor is now: [Negative Infinity]

[Negative Infinity] has intervened with [Mutation] draw!

New mutation: [Parasite Charm]

[Parasite Charm] (Pathetic)

This is a charm skill. For parasites. Congrats. Now all parasites will love you. They’d also love to take a bite of you. Fuck you, man. This is fucking payback. Don’t mess with us. We watch!

Hmm. This is slightly bad. Simon didn’t know what to think. For one thing, [Point Preservation] seemed to have come in handy. He wasn’t quite sure what was happening, but he did know that the system seemed to have a strange beef with him. It had intervened and given him…

Damn, Simon wasn’t sure if he’d ever seen a shittier skill in his life. And he’d seen [Point Preservation].

Oh well. Time to become parasite food.

There was still that “ isekai roulette” thing, but he was confused and disoriented. Simon decided to find a nice place to relax and plan his next move.

He saw a nice lake of actual water. In hell! He bent over to have a drink, feeling parched from the oppressive heat.

Instead, a piranha made of fire bit his hand. Made of fire. Everything is on fire. Even the things under water. Hell.

He repeatedly slammed the hand into the ground, screaming in agony as teeth made of fire bit into his flesh.

You have slain [Fire Piranha]!

You gained 2200 xp!

2200/100 xp needed for level two.

Congrats! You have reached level two!

Overflow xp has been discarded due to your level cap.

You gained 3 free points! Put it in any stat!

Screaming, Simon put all three points into constitution.

[Simon]

Lvl: 2

Str: 4

Agl: 6

Con: 6

Wis: 6

Int: 12

Wil: 2

Skills:

[Point Preservation]

Mutations:

[Parasite Charm]

He thrust his still bleeding hand into the water ring to stop the bleeding. He felt his skin become tougher as the constitution siblings came into effect. Still not even close to the average person though. This was the only level up he’d get, too.

A [Stat Parasite] has entered your body!

Oh. OH. OH.

If Simon thought he was in agony before, this was a completely new sensation as a leech crawled into his hand and began to consume. Fuck you, system.

[Parasite] is attempting to consume your stats!

[Parasite] consumed your level! [Parasite] is unable to consume your other stats due to [Point Preservation]

Huh.

[Simon]

Lvl: 1