[Host has met the criteria to learn the skill 'Fool's Luck'. Would you like to learn it?]

'Great, now not only am I hallucinating about slutty tinkerbells, but now I'm hearing voices in my head. Yeah I got a one way ticket to the funny farm, they already got my padded room booked and my jacket size. Well, I might as well go along with it, I mean I don't think it could get any stranger.'

[Host has met the criteria to learn the skill 'Fool's Luck'. Would you like to learn it?]

'Yeah, sure. Why not?'

[Host has accepted to learn the skill 'Fool's Luck'.]

[Get laughed at by God: Accomplished]

[Have a stroke of good luck at a bad time: Accomplished]

[Integrating skill]

A bright green light flowed over Grandpa Worm's body and covered him in it for about a second. Just as quick as it came it left. And as the light receded a bit was left behind on his neck. The light left behind formed a ring around his neck, (maybe?), like a collar.

[Integration complete. The host has learned the skill 'Fool's Luck'.]

[Fool's Luck: People say God watches over drunks and fool's, and you qualify to be one of them. Good job! Fool's Luck increases the probability of good things happening in your favor.]

Grandpa Worm looked bewildered, or as bewildered as a worm could look. He didn't know what happened or what any of this meant. The One Hundred Million Year Evolution System could go kiss his ass for all he cares. What had him so confused was the light. It washed over him for one second and it was gone. For that one second he felt something greater than sex, (if only by a little bit), wash over his whole body and then disappear like a shadow.

'Damn that felt good! Let's do it again!.'

[Host can only go through process once again by learning or leveling up skills]

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'You say that word over and over again but I have no clue what you mean. I have certain skills in the bedroom if that is what you're referring to, in fact I could even show you.'

[System would have to decline the offer]

[Skills are things hosts can learn. Skills can affect the host or enable the host to do certain actions]

'Well enough of that for now. Pancake boobs is coming back.'

The fairy queen got up, stunned by both the shock and what she just heard. After the green light disappeared she finally snapped out of it. Her rage turned into killing intent as she gazed upon the 2 inch worm with the neon green light around it's neck. Skills are extremely hard to come by, only by one studying day and night for years could someone learn a skill on the basic level. She was beyond furious. She stormed over to the worm intending to wring it's neck and drain the skill out bit by bit. She didn't care that when her robe got wet it became transparent. She didn't care that the underwear she wore was covered in little teddy bears. And she definitely didn't care that there were a few white hairs poking out of it.

"What the hell do you think you are doing you vile creature? Talking to God's angel like it's some sort of tramp. I'll have to teach you some manners."

Just as she was about a foot away from Grandpa Worm the neon green ring around his neck flashed and her teddy bear panties fell to the floor, exposing her entirely.

'So your bush really is white? I wonder, does it feel like snow?.'

Just as Grandpa Worm thought this, he put his head up to her exposed area and felt the white hair.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The Queen screamed out in disgust.

The army was so confused they didn't know what to do. They felt confident in their queen, but the astoundment from the green light still left them dazed and at this new turn of events they felt a mixture of embarrassment and horniness.

"Will you cowards do nothing?" This voice came from a young fairy man in front. Dressed in yellow leather armor with a broadsword on his back was the general of the army. Despite his young age he was the most capable man for the job. He is even the most likeliest suitor for the Queen's daughter. Anyone who hasn't heard of Sir Caspian's prominence on the battlefield lived under the dirt.

Being the first to recover from the shock, he strided over to the lecherous Grandpa Worm and kicked him off the queen sending him flying.

"Worm! I may not have the Queen's telapathic capabilities, but I am smart enough to know that you can understand what I am saying. That is why I am issuing to you a death match tomorrow at dawn. I am not so dishonorable as to kill you now, go ahead and pray your prayers. If you try to escape between now and then, my scouts will have you dead before you can even blink."

Saying what he had to say, Sir Caspian went over and helped the flustered queen pick up her panties and then gently picked her up and flying away. The army, of course, flew off after them.

'I don't know what the fuck just happened but damnit! It was worth it for that!'