'Damn, just when everything was getting good Twinkle-Toes the faggot fairy had to ruin it! Death match at dawn, shit I'll show him!'

While Grandpa Worm thought this, he immediately looked around and surveyed his surroundings. As he was tired from the day before and because the bitch queen and her army of cocksuckers had distracted him, he never had time to look around and see where he was at. He finally realized how small he was. The grass stood about 3 inches above the ground. If he lifted his head up, Grandpa worm could only get about two inches above the ground and if he was lying on the ground he was about 3 inches, 3 and a half if he stretched.

'Damn. I'm in a tough pickle right now. If I run I'm dead and if I fight I'm dead. Of course I could dig under ground and hide, but since this is all some strange hallucination it doesn't really matter! Since it doesn't matter I'll fight Twinkle-Toes and shove his sword up his ass!'

'Seeing as how he could kick me aside so easy, I'll have to train. If I want to kick his sparkly ass. By the way system, how does this whole training and and leveling thing work?'

[The system will give the host a rundown of the system's basic operations. Skills can normally be aquired by training a certain way. For example, a person who wants the swordsmanship skill would have to practice with a sword for years to gain the skill and years more to level it up.]

Despar set in Grandpa Worm's heart. 'Years and years? Ain't there a way to bypass that?'

[That is how normally one attains a skill but since you have the One Hundred Million Year Evolution System you can learn skills by meeting a certain criteria and your leveling speed will be a lot faster than most sentient beings.]

'So I had to do a few things to learn learn Fool's Luck? And what's with this glowing green ring around my neck?'

[When a skill is learned, certain changes will be made to the body and or mind. The skill from earlier, the swordsmanship skill, if that was learned then all the muscles pertaining to the skill would strengthen and a vast amount of knowledge about swords would be learned.]

Grandpa Worm pondered this. 'So by learning skills I can get stronger?'

[Yes]

'Hell yeah, I'm going straight from a beer belly to a pack of abs! Who gives a shit I'm a worm, soon I'll be a worm with abs!'

And on that note Grandpa Worm set off in search of a powerful enemy. Not long after, he finds the perfect prey................a butterfly. Or more precise a monsterous butterfly that has been known to attack and kill birds. With a wingspan of over a foot long and as long as 4 inches, it's mouth, a straw-like mouth that is curled up and could be extended called a proboscis, is so sharp that as it flies it honestly in on it's prey killing it on the first strike and then they drink their preys' blood.

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As Grandpa Worm didn't know this he just thought it was a big, yellow butterfly with red spots. If he wasn't so blinded by getting stronger he might have noticed the bird carcass lying in front of the butterfly.

He crawled ever so slowly closer to the butterfly. When he finally got close enough to where he could pounce on it, the neon green ring around his neck began to glow and give off a small hum. The butterfly finally noticed Grandpa Worm. It stopped eating it's meal and took off towards the sky, circling back to face Grandpa Worm and then accelerating towards him with it's spear-like mouth. 

'Dammint! I thought this piece of shit was supposed to give me good luck! 

 He was scared shitless, he wanted to run but his military training held him there and forced him to come up with a better solution. A split second later he got one.

Just as the butterfly was about to turn him into a worm kebab, he moved quickly to his right. The butterfly was left stuck in the ground.

[Criteria met. Would the host like to learn the 'Evade' skill?]

'Yes!'

[Dodging an incoming attack: Accomplished]

[Host has met criteria for 'Evade'skill. Integrating skill]

Grandpa Worm was bathed in a warm orange light, and as the light left him he could feel his muscles around his core area get firmer.

'Damn that felt good. So this is what it's like learning a new skill.'

Due to his sudden excitement, Grandpa Worm didn't see the butterfly getting unstuck from the ground and taking off again for another attack. It was ok though, Grandpa Worm had a plan.

As soon as he saw the butterfly circling back, Grandpa work was prepared. The worm descended upon the worm again, but again only hit dirt. The worm had done moved out of the way!

'I got em right where I want em now! Time to release all my pent up stress into my super, killing, earth-shattering Worm Punch!'

Grandpa Worm drew back it's tail and punched the butterfly in it's head.

'................'

The butterfly didn't even flinch. In fact it gave Grandpa Worm a very mocking look. 

It was at this time a wind blew by and knocked a stick out of the trees. The stick cranshed into branch after branch and the fell towards the butterfly, crashing through it's wing and stuck in the ground.

'.....................'

'URRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH' 

Grandpa Worm saw the opportunity and released Worm Punch after Worm Punch after Worm Punch after Worm Punch after Worm Punch after Worm Punch.

Only after a whole two hours did the butterfly finally breath it's last breath.

[Criteria met. Would the host like to learn the skill 'Worm Punch'?]

Grandpa Worm looked dumbfounded. He was tired and finally after hitting the butterfly for two hours did he finally kill it and gain a skill.

'Yeah'

[Being a worm: Accomplished]

[Killing an enemy by hitting it with your tail: Accomplished

[Criteria has been met. Integrating skill]

Grandpa Worm was bathed in a red light. It invigoated him he felt the muscles around his tail harden considerably

[Integration complete. Would host like to review the newly acquired skills?]

'Sure, why not?'

[Evade:Increases dodging rate by 10%. It may be the easiest skill to obtain but it's a skill every noob needs.]

'I don't know why but I feel like the system insulted me. These young folks and their slang! Anyway let's see the next one, oh mystical voice in my head that makes me feel like a schizophrenic!'

[Worm Punch: Increases strength when hitting with your tail by 15%, makes tail 0.0001% harder for each hit. It's the weakest attack ever. You suck.]

Grandpa Worm couldn't help but feel like the system didn't like him. 

'Fuck it, let's go find something else to kill.'